Interrogatories
In what ways are you a perfectionist? In what areas are you a purist? Do you say “coke,” “pop,” or “soda?” Did you inhale? What small act of kindness were you once shown that you will never forget? Have you committed any random acts of kindness lately? If your life were a movie, TV show, or novel, what genre would it fit in best?
The Twitter Emitter
Let’s return to traditional marriage in America. I have 5 goats and 9 cows and I wish to buy Jennifer Lawrence.
— Steve Zanti (@spzanti) March 28, 2013
wonkish used to mean people getting into the policy weeds, now it tends to mean “knows how to do a thing in excel, mainly charts”
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) March 28, 2013
GOP is against marriage equality because it will raise the divorce rate… when so many GOPs divorce their wives in order to marry gay.
— Steve Weinstein (@steveweinstein) March 28, 2013
Believe in yourself, unless you’re a ghost.
— John DeVore (@JohnDeVore) March 28, 2013
I will never hate anything as much as YouTube commenters hate everything.
— attackerman (@attackerman) March 28, 2013
Raising a child to be a #Mets fan now officially counts as child abuse.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) March 28, 2013
Calling Mr. Rodman. Mr. Rodman. Please meet your BFF in Pyongyang. He seems lost and is very scared.
— josh groban (@joshgroban) March 28, 2013
The worst things in life are free, too.
— Will Ferrell (@Will___Ferrell) March 28, 2013
Kim Jong Un of North Korea is like America’s Twitter Troll.With nukes.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) March 28, 2013
So, Nine Inch Nails and the Cure are headlining Lollapalooza. Because it’s all about new music, you know?
— Dave (@D_v_E) March 28, 2013
You know your church has hit a new low, when a ‘Pope’ who cares for the poor is “Groundbreaking!”
— Lipstick Liberal (@LipstickLibShow) March 28, 2013