Happy Hump Day, H-Bombers.
Have at it!
Interrogatories:
What was your high school life like, fun or miserable or in-between? Are you a joiner (clubs, etc.)? What, if any, religion were you raised in? Are you still? What do you hope to be up to when you are 80? What food is your greatest downfall?
The Twitter Emitter
In honor of Obamacare’s Bday I’m calling Medicare ‘LBJ-Care,’ Soc. Sec. ‘FDR-Care’ & tax cuts for millionaires ‘W-Care.’
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) March 25, 2013
If only we could somehow weaponize gay marriage…
— Ana Marie Cox (@anamariecox) March 26, 2013
I can’t be the only person hoping to be able to use this headline on a piece about a major ambassadorial post: “Wintour Is Coming”
— Olivier Knox (@OKnox) March 26, 2013
Intense day. Nice for most Justices to go home and take refuge in the secure intimacy of their state and society sanctioned marriages.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) March 26, 2013
To heck w/ world peace. My wish is that we would all learn the difference between “loose” and “lose”. #killingmeAmerica
— Steve Singiser (@stevesingiser) March 26, 2013
Robert Frost was born this day in 1874. He wrote a famous poem about turning off your GPS.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) March 26, 2013
RT @sinshinelove: #SafetyTipsForLadies Stay in the womb. It’s the last time you’ll have full personhood anyway.
— Zerlina Maxwell (@ZerlinaMaxwell) March 26, 2013
TONIGHT: “The Bible says marriage is between one man, and that man’s rib. Nothing gay.” @colbertreport, 11:30 p.m.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) March 26, 2013
Justice Scalia: “Why can’t we just pray the gay away like Marcus Bachmann did so successfully?” #loveislove
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) March 26, 2013
The slippery slope isn’t gay marriage turns into bestiality marriage. The slippery slope comes when SCOTUS makes a ruling based on the Bible
— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) March 27, 2013
Man walking cat on leash while smoking a cigarette just wished me a “Perfect Passover.”It is now, sir. It is now.
— Matt Dornic(@mdornic) March 27, 2013
Does anyone know what day this week the obsessive anticipatory tweeting about Game of Thrones is scheduled to begin?
— TBogg (@tbogg) March 27, 2013
Do I have this right? The questions Justice Kennedy asked at the #Prop8 oral arguments mean Louisville’s gonna win the NCAA tournament?
— WeeLaura (@WeeLaura) March 27, 2013
So I breathed in some GMO corn pollen. Do I need to pay Monsanto a royalty?
— Justice Putnam (@justiceputnam) March 27, 2013
With grape powerade comes grape responsibilityade.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) March 27, 2013
America leads the world in putting cheese on things.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) March 27, 2013