Happy last Saturday Edition of the F Bomb!
Interrogatories
Since everyone’s favorite seasonal food is asparagus, what’s better: Fat or skinny? When was the last time you lost your temper? What is the best decision you ever made? What bad habits do you have? Are you addicted to anything?
The Twitter Emitter
I’d like a mandatory background check on whether a politician has the balls to vote his conscience.
— Denis Leary (@denisleary) March 22, 2013
Life begins at “No, I don’t have a condom but I’ll pull out. Trust me.”
— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) March 22, 2013
I gave a fuck once. It was terrible.
— Very Grumpy Cat (@VeryGrumpyCat) March 22, 2013
Cutting Medicare to fix the budget is like invading Iraq when you were attacked by 15 Saudis.bit.ly/ZtITpm #p2
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) March 22, 2013
With all due respect, North Dakota, you’re the last state that should be defining what constitutes “life”.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) March 22, 2013
I’m not much into housekeeping, but my stash box is clean as a whistle.
— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) March 22, 2013
Dear North Dakota: When a fertilized egg shows up to help me move, I’ll call it a person. #BearsRepeating
— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) March 22, 2013
Georgetown squandering Jesuit momentum started by Pope Francis.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) March 23, 2013
I believe this is the first time Georgetown has fielded a team entirely selected from its political science department.
— Ana Marie Cox (@anamariecox) March 23, 2013
Would be great if on some of the days Republicans are actually working this year, they did something other than try to repeal Obamacare
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) March 23, 2013