Benevolent greeting, my ineffably esteemed Effers!
Do you have a musical guilty pleasure? Do you have a movie that is a guilty pleasure? How about a food? Do you currently have a crush on any famous person? Who? Is there room in your life for edible glitter? What hobbies do you have?
Here are some Tweets from deepest Tweetistan:
Democrats aren’t coming for your guns. Republicans ARE coming for your health care, your retirement, your schools, & your roads. #p2 #tcot
— Mary W. Matthews (@MWM4444) January 16, 2013
It’s so cold it feels like God is punishing New York for Donald Trump.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) January 22, 2013
I would challenge @donaldtrump‘s hair to run against me in 2016, but I don’t think it was made in this country.
— Mrs. Obama’s Bangs (@FirstLadysBangs) January 21, 2013
Republicans slam Obama for “partisan” speech, particularly parts about all being Americans, respecting history, and building a better future
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) January 22, 2013
Getting excited about Super Bowl commercials is saddest thing Americans do after eating at McDonald’s and voting against their interests.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) January 22, 2013
You not believing in climate change because it’s winter is like me not believing in education because you exist.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) January 22, 2013
did you know white people have over three hundred words for “not racist”
— woodmuffin (@woodmuffin) January 22, 2013
Now we’ve got students in Texas blasting away at each other, like reasoned, responsible gun owners will do from time to time.
— kara vallow (@teenagesleuth) January 22, 2013