Happy Government Shutdown Day! Happy Obamacare Exchange Day!
Interrogatories
Have you ever had a CT Scan? Have you ever had an MRI? Did you find either one to be an ordeal?
Are you very organized? Is your system of organization organized or haphazard (but YOU know where everything is)?
It’s International Drum Month. Do you have a favorite drummer?
Chili – beans or no beans? What sort of garnishes do you like? Do you have a good recipe? Do you have a favorite restaurant chili?
The Twitter Emitter
Dems could avert a shutdown by voluntarily disbanding their party, but alas, they're choosing to put politics above what's best for America.
— Danielle (@DCPlod) September 30, 2013
If all alcohol sales were banned during a #governmentshutdown, I'm pretty sure @SpeakerBoehner would have taken that up-or-down vote by now
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) September 30, 2013
In event of shutdown, just tweet @CoryBooker to feed zoo animals and run NASA and stuff.
— Jon Mooallem (@jmooallem) September 30, 2013
House GOP refuses to work and doesn't wanna pay bills. i don't wanna hear shit about lazy black people ever again.
— Mychal Denzel Smith (@mychalsmith) September 30, 2013
DON'T YOU SEE? IF WE KEEP THE GOVERNMENT OPEN, WE'RE GOING TO GET SOLDIERS HOOKED ON THE SWEET NECTAR OF THEIR 'PAYCHECKS'? #tcot
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) September 30, 2013
"We want a compromise, but only unless you do exactly what we say." –#shutdown
— DC Debbie (@DCdebbie) September 30, 2013
If we covered crime like politics, headlines would be "Hostage taker, police play blame game for failed bank robbery."
— Hunter (@HunterDK) September 30, 2013
If there's a #shutdown, Cruz says he'll give his pay to charity. Vitter will give his to Charity, or Hope, or Joy, or Grace, or…
— Alec MacGillis (@AlecMacGillis) October 1, 2013
About every other House lawmaker I just talked to smelled like booze. It's only 9pm. Wheeee!
— jennifer bendery (@jbendery) October 1, 2013
so rumor is that Boehner was prepared to offer clean CR, and Cruz vetoed it
— Fleet Admiral Josh (@fleetadmiralj) October 1, 2013