Good morning, bombshells! Have you found that lost hour of sleep yet? Have some coffee, you know driving sleepy is just as bad as driving drunk, just less stigma.
Interrogatories
Who was the first President you voted for? Were you raised by Liberals or Conservatives? If the latter, where did they go wrong? 😉 What was the turning point where you realized that you had a different set of values? What was the first volunteer work you ever did? How many U.S. States have you visited?
The Twitter Emitter
Retweet if you know someone who is still alive only because you can’t afford a hit-man.
— Grumpy Grandma(@lnternetGrandma) March 10, 2013
I hope that none of the pope contestants twirl flaming batons in the talent portion of the competition.
— allanbrauer (@allanbrauer) March 11, 2013
A hidden advantage of spring forward: it was me waking the cats this morning. Now you know how it feels Bucky & Hal!
— Unstable Isotope (@UnstableIsotope) March 11, 2013
So where’s all the daylight we saved?
— David Waldman (@KagroX) March 11, 2013
Daylight austerity is obviously bullshit.
— David Waldman (@KagroX) March 11, 2013
Why can’t daylight & darkness work together to find bipartisan compromise instead of putting us through this series of manufactured crises?
— David Waldman (@KagroX) March 11, 2013
The Founders would never have never approve of a soda ban — unless it was to keep all the soda for white, male landowners.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) March 11, 2013
BREAKING: Judge strikes down NYC 16 oz. soda ban on the grounds that “it’s hot in here and I had a large pastrami sandwich for lunch.”
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) March 11, 2013
Bloomberg speaks at 5:30. Word is he will buy all the soda in NY forever and store it on private island where he’ll live with hairless cat.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) March 11, 2013
I could never respect any spellcheck that recognized ‘Couponing’ as a word.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) March 11, 2013
Fox News worries about the kids who can’t visit the White House – but not the poor kids who could starve eclectablog.com/2013/03/fox-ne…
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) March 11, 2013
