Happy hump day, F Troopers! The weather report warns of lightning storms and flash flooding on the GOS (flooding undoubtedly caused by tears of impotent rage). It is recommended that you stay inside where it is safe and warm, and we argue about more important things, like…
Do you pronounce the ‘t’ in often? (Do you pronounce the ‘t’ in soften?) Utilize instead of use: a bad or good thing? Yes, you can utilize that room as an office, but when you have been treated badly by your date, do you feel utilized? Would you buy a utilized car? Where do we draw the line? Who is worse, Nickelback or Creed? If you like one or the other, are you willing to admit it? Does the imminent return of high waisted pants delight or terrify you? What is your favorite decade (or era) for movies?
Your Twitter Cavalcade:
I have serious issues and concerns with John McCrazy’s ability to fulfill the duties of his Senatorial post…I think he’s unfit for duty.
— GStuedler (@GStuedler) January 8, 2013
I’m not sure if we should have a national database of the mentally ill but I hope someone is keeping an eye on Allen West.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) January 8, 2013
Obama could cure cancer and people like Ron Fournier would say his cure wasn’t bipartisan enough.
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) January 8, 2013
I’d smoke weed today but I’m too disgusted that it would let itself be smoked by Bieber. #not
— Jesus Christ (@Jesus_M_Christ) January 8, 2013
Congress has a 9% approval rating and a 91% incumbency rating which equals a 100% cognitive dissonance rating.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) January 8, 2013
Coins are so boring. It should be a trillion dollar platinum SWORD, forged by elves schooled in the ancient ways.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) January 8, 2013
Last year was the hottest year on record, if you believe so-called “thermometers.”
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) January 9, 2013
AIG puts the douche back in fiduciary duty.
— David Waldman (@KagroX) January 9, 2013
If the GOP wanted to pick the nominee for Secretary of Defense, they should have picked a better candidate for President.
— kara vallow (@teenagesleuth) January 9, 2013
Truth:
Now, time for our history lesson!