Trolling used to mean something.
Oh, trolls on this site- and the internet in general- used to believe in things. Honor. Respect. Look at you! What do you believe in, huh? WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN?
I suppose I should have seen this coming, though.
Let me tell you a story. A long time ago, when the world was young, I was on USENET. My friends and I were running the alt.comp.sys.ibm.flightsim board, and we were trying to convince the alt.comp.sys.ibm.pcgame folks that, while a niche board, we deserved to have a place with their larger group.
But our negotiations kept breaking down; a troll would interfere, obfuscate, crap in the threads. We went looking for the troll, to find his motives and his reasoning- for six months, we looked for him. One day, I happened across a humorous posting on alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die and boom- there he was. He didn’t even play video games.
So why troll our forum?
Because he thought it was good sport. Because some trolls aren’t looking for anything logical, like intellectual honesty. They can’t be bought except by major political parties, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with.
Some trolls just want to watch the world burn.
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