Interrogatories
Do children and pets like you right away?
It’s National Rice Pudding Day, are you a fan?
Can you tie a windsor knot? Can you tie a bowtie?
Have you been to a live auction? A silent auction? Did you bid on anything? Did you win?
Have ever used eBay, for buying or selling?
The Twitter Emitter
Pretty unfair that sharks get a whole week and vampires only get a weekend.
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) August 5, 2013
Obama canceling the summit is his way of putin Russia in its place.
— CC:Indecision (@indecision) August 7, 2013
I'm still confused by the logistics of taking a picture of your own penis in a glass of wine.
— Ian (@iboudreau) August 7, 2013
Politifact rates its own name half-true (h/t @iamrc10)
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) August 7, 2013
If I had 5 wishes, I'd use them all to wish people would stop counting shit. #IHateBuzzfeed
— Andrew Gatto (@AndrewGatto) August 7, 2013
With States Rights come States Responsibilities. #confessyourunpopularopinion
— Bryan (@FoldsOfFlab) August 8, 2013
Capybaras alwayes looke lyke Edward Gorey designede them.
— Chaucer Doth Tweet (@LeVostreGC) August 8, 2013
The winning Powerball numbers aren't 11-19-37-47-53-24.
— Ben Greenman (@bengreenman) August 8, 2013
"Give a million monkeys a million typewriters and you'll get Shakespeare" has been proven wrong by the internet.
— Cliff Bleszinski (@therealcliffyb) August 8, 2013
Telling an atheist to go to hell is like asking an economist to invest in a Ponzi scheme. They don't believe in false profits.
— DC Debbie (@DCdebbie) August 8, 2013
On This Day
In 1892, Thomas Edison patented a two-way telegraph. Had he lived long enough, I suspect he (rather than Al Gore) would have invented the Internet. 😉
In 1936, Jesse Owens pwned Hitler when he won his forth gold medal at the Olympics held in Berlin that year.
In 1944, Smokey the Bear made his debut, advertising for the U.S. Forest Service.
In 1945, the U.S. dropped their second atomic bomb, Fat Man, on Nagasaki in Japan.
In 1969, Charles Manson’s minions murdered Roman Polanski’s pregnant wife, Sharon Tate, along with three house guests and one unfortunate kid who happened to be visiting the caretaker.
In 1974, following Nixon’s resignation, Gerald Ford was sworn in as President of the United States. (Imagine if Agnew has still been Nixon’s VP! Ugh.)
In 2000, Barry Bonds, with some steroidal assistance, hit his 600th home run.
In 2010, Ted Stevens, former Senator from Alaska and famed explainer of the Internet, was killed in a plane crash in his home state.
Born on This Day
1544 – Bogislaw XIII, Duke of Pomerania (d. 1606)
1606 – Theodoor van Thulden, Dutch painter, engraver and designer of tapestries (d. 1669)
1631 – John Dryden, English Poet Laureate (d. 1700)
1754 – Pierre Charles L’Enfant, French architect, planner of Washington, D.C. (d. 1825)
1757 – Thomas Telford, Scottish civil engineer (d. 1834)
1806 – Eugène Giraud, French painter and engraver (d. 1881)
1811 – Josephus Laurentius Dyckmans, Dutch painter (d. 1888)
1851 – Jules Scalbert, French painter (d. 1928)
1861 – John William Godward, British painter (d. 1922)
1927 – Robert Shaw, English actor (d. 1978)
1938 – Rod Laver, Australian tennis player
1942 – David Steinberg, Canadian comedian
1943 – Ken Norton, American boxer
1944 – Sam Elliott, American actor
1957 – Melanie Griffith, American actress
1959 – Kurtis Blow, American rapper
1959 – Michael Kors, American fashion designer
1963 – Whitney Houston, American singer, actress, producer and model (d. 2012)
1967 – Deion Sanders, American football and baseball player
1968 – Gillian Anderson, American actress
1968 – Eric Bana, Australian actor
1970 – Arion Salazar, American bassist (Third Eye Blind)
Died on This Day
117 – Trajan, Roman Emperor (b. 53)
1048 – Pope Damasus II (birth year unknown)
1516 – Hieronymus Bosch, Dutch painter (b. 1453) whose works are so big and filled with so much imagery, that the amount of space in this diary is not enough to do them justice: http://www.wikipaintings.org/e…
1546 – Martin Schaffner, German painter and medallist (b. 1478)
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1652 – Jan Dirksz Both, Dutch landscape painter (b. bet. 1610 and 1618)
1837 – Xavier Sigalon, French painter (b. 1787)
1892 – Emil Jakob Schindler, Austrian landscape painter (b. 1842)
1915 – Frank Bramley, English painter (b. 1857)
1919 – Robert Thegerström, Swedish painter (b. 1857)
1944 – Chaim Soutine, Russian painter (b. 1894)
1962 – Hermann Hesse, German-born Swiss writer, Nobel Laureate (b. 1877)
1967 – Joe Orton, English writer (b. 1933)
1974 – Bill Chase, American trumpet player and bandleader (b. 1934)
1975 – Dmitri Shostakovich, Russian composer (b. 1906)
1995 – Jerry Garcia, American guitarist (Grateful Dead) (b. 1942)
2003 – Gregory Hines, American actor and dancer (b. 1946)
2007 – Joe O’Donnell, American documentary photographer and photojournalist (b. 1922)
Today is
Eid al-Fitr
National Rice Pudding Day
National Polka Festival
Book Lovers Day
National Women’s Day
International Day of The World’s Indigenous People
Veep Day
Worldwide Art Day
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