Interrogatories
If a picture paints a thousand words, what are you doing in that picture?
What is your most embarrassing moment, that, in retrospect, seems funny now?
What is your biggest pet peeve?
What famous quote do you wish you had said first?
The Twitter Emitter
If you don't want a separation between church and state prepare for a lot of taxes levied on your church. Back pay required.
— Highly scatological (@RaisingOneBrow) June 21, 2013
somewhere guy fieri polishes his most recently acquired bit of nazi memorabilia and smiles.
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) June 21, 2013
So can Sandra Lee call someone the N-Word so we can get her off the air too?
— Larry Madill (@larrymadill) June 21, 2013
The lesson in the privileged uproar over Deen's firing: its OK to let the free market decide until the free market fires a white person.
— eclecticbrotha (@eclecticbrotha) June 22, 2013
They say everyone has a double somewhere in the world- I just saw mine hiding candy wrappers in my car.
— Robin McCauley (@RobinMcCauley) June 22, 2013
Paula Deen gets revenge by leaking recipes to @guardian, fleeing to Hong Kong.
— Harold Itzkowitz (@HaroldItz) June 22, 2013
Paula Deen encouraged by feelers she's getting for her new online show, "Cooking Meth with Butter."
— roadkillrefugee (@rkref) June 22, 2013
The perennially hyped name "Super Moon" insults the legacy of Superman, Super Volcanoes, Supernovae, and even Super Mario.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) June 22, 2013
Ken Cuccinelli is demanding that supermoon cover itself up. #encouragessodomy
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) June 22, 2013
Michele Bachmann: "I'm so proud of Marcus for going to Gay Pride and helping those men pray it away. I just wish he'd let me come along."
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) June 22, 2013
Just jumped onto the edge of the bathtub, slipped, and slid into the drain like a fucking idiot. On purpose of course.
— The Fucking Cat (@TheFuckingCat) June 23, 2013
I really regret Googling "How To Blow Up Death Star & Overthrow Galactic Empire" drunk back in 2003
— John DeVore (@JohnDeVore) June 23, 2013
First rule of Snowden Club, don't question Snowden Club.
— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) June 23, 2013
I'm a partisan because there are 2 political parties able to control Federal government, and 1 aligns better with my goals and values.
— allanbrauer (@allanbrauer) June 22, 2013
Whoa – massive flock of crows is descending on my neighborhood, making an ungodly racket. THANKS OBAMA.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) June 22, 2013