Pooties are known to stalk areas where others dare to tread. While things are warm and fuzzy for those that don’t look very close, there are many things going on in the background. Deep in the purple hallways…. behind the scenes. This diary is a special investigative report about the Progressive Website Motley Moose, by Edward R. Purrow. Edward is a Special Investigative Reporter for WPPR(Pootie Picture Radio) and is broadcasting live tonight from Bay City, Michigan.
Sure the Motley Moose, on it’s purple surface appears to be warm and calming, but the hallways of this great site leave much to be desired. On my first visit sniffing around, I encountered this individual. He was a middle aged man, calling me over to show me a welcome mat, or so I thought….
More then just the welcome mat was offered though. This reporter was shocked… shocked… when he also offered me a tad bit of the evil nip to make my visit more relaxing and fun. It was at this point I decided to look into the Motley Moose further.
On another visit, I overheard a conversation. The gentleman pictured here has a British accent, and describes himself as living “on the other side of the pond”.
Even the person who writes the morning open thread was seen leading the troops in a merry song. This person is considered to be a leader of poots! Shocking I tell you!
This next photo broke this reporters heart. I understand nip has many medicinal qualities, and is legal in most states, but this…. this…. is beyond the pale.
This next photo is getting to be a common occurrence.
The stash I found seemed to be unending.
In conclusion, this reporter is warning all the new users of the Motley Moose to be careful. All is not as it seems. Deep in the purple halls are more then you are expecting.
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