Why? Why? Why are the howling negators on the Right so violently opposed to doing anything, anything at all that President Obama favors doing? Why will they gnaw off an arm rather than sign onto anything that PBO says he’s for, even when they were screeching for it before he said “Okay, let’s give it a whirl”?
Why is there a small, shrill army on the Left equally furious in their savaging of everything the President does — not good enough, sold us out, threw us under the bus, Republican tool — you know the sad, sorry drill.
Why? * Waves hand vigorously * I know! I know! Call on me, I know!
It’s simple, really. Frighteningly large swaths of this country are in the throes of an epidemic. An epidemic of:
Now, you’re probably laughing at me. Or shaking your head at such a blatantly over-the-top misapplication of psychiatric terminology. Or even, even reaching for the dread “Meh” button. But consider the features of this disorder:
Symptoms
Actively does not follow adults’ requests
Angry and resentful of others
Argues with adults
Blames others for own mistakes
Has few or no friends or has lost friends
Is in constant trouble in school
Loses temper
Spiteful or seeks revenge
Touchy or easily annoyed
To fit this diagnosis, the pattern must last for at least 6 months and must be more than normal childhood misbehavior.
Come on, admit it — delete “in school” and “childhood” and is there a better descriptor of the Republicans? Or the PL? Especially when you consider that article’s prognosis: “In some cases children may grow up to have antisocial personality disorder.” Considering the throngs of dimwitted sociopaths currently steering the Ship of State toward the jaws of the Kraken, I argue it’s spot on.
So what do we do? How can we bring these victims of ODD back to sanity? I know what I’d like to see:
Shock treatment and straitjackets. Simultaneously.
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