I guess every Moose thread is an “open” thread where we toss off whatever is on our minds. In that vein, this is going to be a bit of “stream of consciousness” because, well, I can.
The title of my piece (not that piece, fog) comes from two things, the first being the lack of cable television in my house. The cable company and I disagreed on the frequency of my payments (quarterly didn’t seem to cut it with them) so they cut me off. Not a loss really; I was going to cut them off at some point. I watch about six channels and it didn’t seem prudent to pay as much as I was to watch so very few channels. Plus, I was one of those people who turned the TV on first thing in the morning and the damned thing was on as long as I was home. Even when I was sleeping ~ background noise, you know. But amazingly, I’ve been without cable for a month now and I haven’t gone stark raving mad … yet (or more, depending on your opinion of me). But, do not despair for I have discovered Netflix ~ the greatest thing EVER. Sure, I’d heard of it but never bothered to investigate. But it’s great! I get to watch the movies I want to watch when I want them. When I get my Internet back (yeah, they took that, too, but I’m going to get that back) I can stream stuff. Is this country great or what?!
Silence, though, is turning the TV (or the radio, or whatever) off. I usually watch about a half hour of whatever DVD is in the player when I get up and then I turn the TV off. And, guess what! There are all kinds of sounds to be heard. The gentle snore of Fran or Sam (hopefully that was just a snore and not some other bodily function). The lawnmowers or kids outside. The sound of the audible crosswalk signals (we have those in soon-to-have-single-payerish-healthcare Vermont).
I can also hear myself think.
The title also comes from:
The dude just cracks me up: “Silence, I’ll kill you!” Maybe Achmed should change his name to “Osama.” Not too soon, I hope.
Of course, the downside to all this is that my poor pay-as-you-go phone cannot handle much in the way of the Internet which is why I’m MIA on Fridays and Sundays (’cause I know y’all were wondering!). But I get my new 21st Century phone Tuesday-ish which means I’ll be pestering my IT folks and friends to show me how the Hell it works because I’m old-fashioned and much prefer the old days when the phone was attached to the wall and was just a phone.
The upside to all of this is that I cannot get my full dose of the insanity that is the current GOP presidential race every single day of the week. Palin and Bachmann may both be in (or both be out or one be in and the other be out or vice versa). Guiliani leads in the latest CNN poll while Herman Cain leads in some other poll. Trump may be back in while Gingrich may wish he’d never gotten in. And, “my” guy Pawlenty can’t break out past the 5% mark no matter what stupid (think “pub crawl”) comment he makes.
Meanwhile, the President goes to Europe (y’all can send him [and his Patriot Act extension signing self] back anytime now) and wows the masses. He is off to Missouri on Sunday to attend a memorial service and fill in for his crappy FEMA director (oh wait! that was the last guy). Then the President will be in Toledo on the 3rd, I believe, to tout (and taunt Gov. Kasich with) the thus-far successful auto industry bail-out. Lord, I hope Kasich is standing on that stage with the President (I doubt he will be). Kasich’s approval ratings are in the crapper so I’m sure he’ll be somewhere nursing his pride and wondering why he left FNC.
Anyway, I guess I’ve rambled on enough. Your turn!
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