I’m back to writing…
in my mysterious and sexy way.
Let’s do this!
Sponsored by the MM :
and hope …
I’m in love.
A self medicated Spaceman Spiff says :
“Speedy” is a stupid word for “fast”, as is “lengthy” for “long” etc. Slow is a speed too, short is a length too, you get it.
A really self medicated Spaceman Spiff says:
Be wary of hypotension (low blood pressure) when sitting or lying down for a long time while smoking up on an empty stomach. Marijuana dilates your veins (relaxes them, if you will), and an empty stomach exacerbates this. Why? Because your metabolism is focusing solely on processing the THC and other cannabinoids, and therefore processes it a WHOLE LOT FASTER than if you were digesting some food as well. So, yeah, it hits ya hard.
A really, really self medicated Spaceman Spiff says:
Have you ever noticed how nothing in the “Humpty Dumpty” nursery rhyme implies that Humpty is in fact an egg?
A really, really, really self medicated Spaceman Spiff says:
I actually believed that there were real people running around that looked like The Hamburgler robbing peoples houses. There’s no point to that story, it’s just a story.
More after the trip.
“In times like these with wars and financial crisis, I know that it may be easy to forget even as deep and abiding a concern as the right to life, and it seems that our opponent kind of hopes you will forget that,” Palin told a crowd in Johnstown. “He hopes that you won’t notice how radical, absolutely radical his idea is on this, and his record is, until it’s too late.”
A date rape toy (really)!
A Toys “R” Us flier distributed in some Sunday newspapers contains an ad for Aqua Dots, the popular toy beads yanked from American store shelves nearly three weeks ago because they are coated in a chemical that can turn into the “date-rape” drug when swallowed. The circular advertises the Aqua Dots Super Studio for $19.99 – a $5 savings. Retailer Target boasted a $13 price tag for Aqua Dots in its Black Friday circular.
If you play with these toys and realize you made a huge mistake. Sarah Palin wouldn’t give you a choice.
Sarah Palin is a God given saviour of America!
It don’t matter that she had a daughter who’s pregnant!
What matters is she is a Christian!
Just like our country is a Christian nation!
If a non Christian has an illegitimate child that’s a child out of God’s grace. If a Christian gets pregnant that’s different. A good Christian WILL be foregiven by JESUS – and that’s just like it didn’t happen in the first place.
Therefore, don’t you liberals be slamming Sarah Palin because she’s a good CHRISTIAN and she believes in GOD!”
How about contributing to the worldwide AIDS problem by portraying condoms as a terrible affront to God?
Idiots.
I’m a liberal AND and a christian so it pisses me off twice as bad the way the GOP tools interpret things to suit their bullshit talking points.
rant run on sentence ahead
The bible passages say love thy neighbor, judge not lest ye be judged, no these people who want to control others bodies but destroy the planet and hurt all those extra people by giving them endless war and famine caused by increasing droughts and floods should all just admit the rapture has already occurred and they need to go and catch the bus to their version of heaven now.
Fuck!
Great that abstinence only education works especially well with wingnuts like Palin who love to kill all life except human fetuses. Make sure you kick that sinning daughter out of your house and don’t even think about having taxes pay for your bastard grandchild!
Questioning the hipocrisy of her position on the issues is smearing?
But hey! It’s the liberal medias fault!
OT a bit.
This message of “Don’t pay attention to the ‘Liberal Media'” that the current Republican party is offering is the weakest of platforms. Has their party’s constitution become “Don’t pay attention to current events”?
If it has then you have to firmly plant yourself in the space if ignorance to vote for them.
Spiff, please back off of Sarah — she’s just a poor, defenseless barracuda. She can’t handle the scrutiny. She doesn’t want anyone to question her capabilities. Heck, 1.5 years as governor of a state that has fewer people than Baltimore, or Memphis, or Austin, or Columbus, or Detroit, or Dallas, or San Diego, or Philadelphia … you get the point?
It’s clear – the GOP knows how to campaign, and has no idea how to govern. Not that they care – they’ve proven they’re just in it to line their own pockets. I’m sure that Palin gives you Pugs (besides a stiffy) reason to vote for McCain.
While we’re on the topic of hypocrites.
Drew has a great diary up on what went down in Conneticut here.
Janet and Carole waited 33 years to say “I do.” How beautiful. From the bottom of my heart, I congratulate them on this historic day.
But we still have work to do. Get involved. Contact Say No on 2 for more information.
While we’re on the topic of laughable hypocrisy (any other kind?) :
Hey Captain Obvious!
The KKK endorses John McCain:
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