Good morning, and happy Friday! If some of the holidays look like repeats, don’t ask me. I just report, you can decide if you want to celebrate another Margarita day.
Interrogatories
Who/what are you currently boycotting? What do you have to brag about? Are you going to Heaven or to Hell? What is the creepiest bug? What is your favorite card game? What would you like to be reincarnated as?
The Twitter Emitter*
BREAKING: Koch brothers warn that higher taxes on them would force them2layoff as many as a half dozen Congressmen. #RightToWorkForLess #CTL
— M. Naz (@Mozi_N) February 19, 2013
@nicolesandler President Obama should appoint John McCain to something so we could watch McCain Filibuster himself.
— Victor.C.Rocco (@V1ct0rCR0cc0) February 21, 2013
I’d rather be an ascendant ape than a fallen angel.
— Jason Febery (@JasonFebery) February 21, 2013
If anti-gun advocates were like anti-abortion folks, they’d carry large posters with dead kids displaying massive gunshot wounds at protests
— Hesiod Theogeny (@Hesiod2k11) February 21, 2013
Chuck Hagel is actually his stage name; his birth name is Ben Gahzi. #FakeRightWingHagelStories
— phive (@phive0phor) February 22, 2013
Chuck Hagel left Lindsey Graham at the Sadie Hawkins dance…he never forgotten that #FakeRightWingHagelStories
— Arrogant Demon (@ArrogantDemon) February 22, 2013
Chuck Hagel secretly replaced your usual brand of coffee with Folger’s Crystals. #FakeRightWingHagelStories
— phive (@phive0phor) February 22, 2013
It was Chuck Hagels idea to use Replacement Refs in the NFL #FakeRightWingHagelStories
— Arrogant Demon (@ArrogantDemon) February 22, 2013
Hagel killed Vince Foster. #FakeRightWingHagelStories
— Mark Bacon (@BaconmjMark) February 22, 2013
When are we going to require orifice probes to buy an AR-15. I think we should start now.
— Shannyn Moore (@shannynmoore) February 22, 2013
How about a mandatory prostate exam every time a man buys condoms?
— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) February 22, 2013
So in Indiana, some lawmakers think if you have ever decided to put something in your vagina, the government should have the same access..
— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) February 22, 2013
Rick Scott is Voldemort’s less cute brother.
— Karl (@JerryMander) February 22, 2013