If you could devise a Rare Disease for Rare Disease Day that would affect only political figures on the right-wing persuasion, what disease would you give them? (Like foot-in-mouth-itis)
What book signings have you been to?
What is the last thing you rented?
The Twitter Emitter
A machine learning researcher, a crypto-currency expert, and an Erlang programmer walk into a bar. Facebook buys the bar for $27 billion.
— ML Hipster (@ML_Hipster) February 25, 2014
In lieu of Bitcoin, I’ve stuck to flushing $100 bills down a toilet. I’m deep in the red but at least I understand exactly what’s going on.
— John Gruber (@gruber) February 26, 2014
Millions of churches you can go to? Check. Thousands of Christian radio stations and TV shows? Check. STFU about being oppressed.
— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) February 27, 2014
OBAMACARE DAY 58: Texas gay marries Kentucky, all Christian residents forced to prepare floral arrangements; Subway offers marijuana salads
— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) February 27, 2014
First Obama empowers impoverished young black men, next white people are forced to work in BitCoin mines. That's how it works sheeple!
— Lex (@LuthorCEO) February 27, 2014
Hell is an airport where everyone has a laptop and there's only one socket.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) February 27, 2014
Human beings are the only creatures on earth with the potential to make themselves the only creatures on earth.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 28, 2014
Just let me know how exactly I should live my life so you have your "religious freedom." http://t.co/BQGrDc0SQb
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) February 28, 2014
And, even with ten years of gay marriage, Massachusetts has the lowest divorce rate in the United States. #protectingmarriage
— Will McAvoy (@WillMcAvoyACN) February 28, 2014
If gays have rights and can get married, then all you ladies will miss out on forcing them into loveless marriages. Call your Congressman!
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) February 28, 2014