Motley Moose – Archive

The Super Bowl is famous for the innovative and creative ads run during the game. There is one such innovative and creative ad that did not run.

To assist those who enjoy entertaining at home, I present the secret recipe for the concoction known to Air Force personnel as “Moose Milk”. Originally made with milk obtained from a lactating Alces alces, the practice was eventually curtailed.

Too many pilots and flight crew members began attending morning “sick parades” due to a variety of “non-combat related” injuries, leaving no one to “slip the surly bonds”.