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The Daily F Bomb, Friday 2/22/13

Good morning, and happy Friday! If some of the holidays look like repeats, don’t ask me. I just report, you can decide if you want to celebrate another Margarita day.

Interrogatories

Who/what are you currently boycotting? What do you have to brag about? Are you going to Heaven or to Hell? What is the creepiest bug? What is your favorite card game? What would you like to be reincarnated as?

The Twitter Emitter*

The Daily F Bomb, Thursday 2/21/13

Good morning! Today is Feralia, ancient Roman holiday (no Audrey Hepburn involved). Check out this ritual (which is just part of it):

The ritual consists of the old woman placing three bits of incense, with three of her fingers, beneath a threshold where a mouse is unknowingly buried. She then rolls seven black beans in her mouth, and smears the head of a fish with pitch, impaling it with a bronze needle, and roasting it in a fire.

I wonder about that mouse. How is it unknowingly buried? Does the mouse not know it’s buried, or does the old woman not know it’s buried?

Interrogatories

What is the oldest thing you own? What nicknames have your friends and family given you? What category in Trivial Pursuit (assuming you ever played) was your best? (Geography, Science and Nature, Sports and Leisure, Entertainment, History, Art and Literature) Which was your worst? Do you have any hobbies, and if so, what are they? Do you get seasick/carsick or any other kind of motion sickness?

The Twitter Emitter

The Daily F Bomb, Wednesday 2/20/13

Good morning! Happy Love Your Pet day. It’s nice to have a break after hating the miserable creatures the other 364 days, lemme tell ya…

Interrogatories

Are you usually early, late, or right on time? What is your favorite epithet that would not get you fined if you said it on TV? If you could make up your own coat of arms, what would be on it? Do you still have all your marbles? Who is the best teacher you ever had? What is your favorite bread or bread-type product? What is your favorite sandwich?

The Twitter Emitter

The Daily F Bomb, Tuesday 2/19/13

Good morning! Grab some coffee and join us!

Interrogatories

When faced with aggression or vitriol, do you turn the other cheek, or fight back? What kind of volunteer work do you do? Are you tidy or untidy? What is the worst smell you ever smelled? What is the best smell in the world? With fiction, do you prefer realism or something more fantasy oriented?

The Twitter Emitter

The Daily F Bomb, Monday 2/18/13

Happy President’s Day! Whether there is a good President or a bad President, it is always good to take a Monday off work.

Interrogatories

What was the bravest moment in your life? What was the scariest moment in your life? What would be the title of your memoirs, if you were to actually write them? Are you outgoing or reserved? How susceptible to tears are you when watching/reading about/etc. touching things? What is scarier, heights or caves?

The Twitter Emitter

The Daily F Bomb, Sunday 2/17/13

Good morning! Any of you have exciting plans for the day? I plan to perfect my couch potato technique.

Interrogatories

Do you get along well with your neighbors? What do you have decorating your walls? Are you a leader or a follower? Can you sing? Are you afraid of needles or is getting a shot no big deal to you? If the end of the world as we know it really was nigh, would you want to survive and deal with the fallout, or would you rather die in the first cataclysm (or whatever it may be)? How prepared are you for the Zombie Apocalypse?

The Twitter Emitter

The Daily F Bomb, Saturday 2/16/13

Happy Saturday, Bombastics! What a weird news week that was. I suspect that things will only get stranger.

Interrogatories

In the good old days, we used to theorize that people like Bill Gates or Martha Stewart were the Antichrist. Who would be your candidate for that position today? Do you recall mimeograph/ditto machines, and if so, did you not inhale deeply of every test paper the teacher passed out? What is your favorite kitchen appliance/electric? What’s on your bucket list? How many juries have you served on? Did you enjoy the experience? What sports (if any ) are you good at?

The Twitter Emitter

The Daily F Bomb, Friday 2/15/13

Good morning, all. Happy Friday, and happy 3 day weekend to those who get Monday off.

Interrogatories

At this moment, how long have you been in front of your computer without getting up? How many hours a day do you average on your computer? If you knew your next meal would be your last, what would you choose to eat and drink? Star Trek or Star Wars? Coke or Pepsi? How is your memory doing these days? What did I just ask? What is your worst habit?

The Twitter Emitter

The Daily F Bomb, Thursday 2/14/13

Good morning

Questions! The first I found on Twitter and traced back to Reddit. The second is one kids always ask each other.

If you were granted access to Wikipedia of 100 years in the future for ten minutes only, what would you look up? Would you rather be able to turn invisible or fly? Would you rather cook dinner or clean up after? What’s easier for you, folding laundry or ironing it? Is your preferred car an automatic or manual transmission? Do you prefer your chee-tos baked or deep fried to a crackly crunch?

The Twitter Emitter

First the leftover SOTU stuff:

And more recent:

The Daily F Bomb, Wednesday 2/13/13

Happy hump day, Herd! That was some SOTU last night, eh? I wish I had my old dual attention span back. I kept missing what the Prez was saying because I was watching Boehner twitching for a drink and grinding his teeth.

I was also afraid they’d break in any minute with Dorner news. Dorner has made me think of a question. Among many.

Have you ever been picked on by police? How good a consumer are you? Do you like or hate shopping? When you watch TV, can you say afterwards what that commercial you just saw was for? (I used to work at a research place and was amazed at how commercial messages just don’t stick with me.) Are you more of a word person or a number person? How do/did you handle telemarketers? Do you prefer things planned in advance or spontaneous?

The Twitter Emitter

We have some tweets on the SOTU:

The the response:

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