Interrogatories
Did you ever belong to a fraternity or sorority? If so, which one?
How do you prepare your Thanksgiving turkey (or tofurkey, or other alternative)?
Have you ever vacationed in an RV? Would you ever?
What are some of your favorite family expressions, exclamations, etc. that are rarely heard anywhere these days?
The Twitter Emitter
Q: How many leftists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: I'm really not sure lightbulb-installation should be our main priority.
— Benjamin Kunkel (@das_kunk) November 25, 2013
You may soon be able to use your cell on a plane. Which means I may soon be stuffing it into your lower intestine.
— Denis Leary (@denisleary) November 25, 2013
Hi, I'm offended at Martin Bashir's offensive comments about Sarah Palin's much much more offensive slavery comment which didn't offend me.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) November 25, 2013
Syeve Doocy thinks it's "curious timing" that Thanksgiving is coming just after the Iran deal so people will be encourage to feel thankful.
— Suzanne Munshower (@expatina) November 25, 2013
REMEMBER: We should let the people who want war set our foreign policy and those who don't care about the insured decide on health care.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) November 25, 2013
Maybe the people pushing for war with Iran are actually trying to distract us from the fact they just cut food aid to 48 million people
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) November 25, 2013
PREVIEW: Ted Cruz's alternative plan specifies that those who want health insurance should marry a banker with a good plan like he did.
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) November 25, 2013
If I were president, I'd want John Bolton to be my advisor. Just do the opposite of what he says, and you can't go wrong.
— Frank Vdl (@fvdlfvdl) November 25, 2013
Powerful Winter Storm Providing Plausible Excuse Material
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) November 26, 2013