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The Daily F Bomb, Wednesday 9/25/13

Interrogatories

Have you ever run a marathon?

Have you ever participated in a charity “walk” or “ride”? Which ones?

What’s your favorite one-hit wonder? (This would be a hit song by someone that never had any other hits.)

Have you been to a state fair or a county fair? Did you ever enter into any of the competitions (best jam, pie, or animals…stuff like that)? What was your favorite part of the fair? Did you eat any food on a stick?

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On This Day

In 1690, the New World’s first newspaper consisting of more than one page was published. It went by the rather clunky title of “Publick Occurrences Both Forreign and Domestick.” It was intended to be a monthly rag, but no second edition was ever published.

In 1789, Congress approved 12 amendments to the Constitution. Ten of them became The Bill of Rights. Two of them were never ratified. One was The Congressional Aportionment Amendment, which would have set the formula for determining the number of representatives (currently set by statute). The second was The Congressional Compensation Amendment, which “prohibits any law that increases or decreases the salary of members of the Congress from taking effect until the start of the next set of terms of office for Representatives.” This was finally ratified in 1992 and is now the 27th Amendment.

In 1890, Sequoia National Park was established by Congress.

In 1926, the League of Nation’s “Convention to Suppress the Slave Trade and Slavery” was first signed. Member nations have continued to sign. The definition of slavery in the document was revised and extended in 1956.

In 1977, the Chicago Marathon was held for the first time, with an estimated 4,200 participants.

In 1996, the very last of the slave labor emporiums/prisons known as the Magdalen Asylums closed down.

Born on This Day

1718 – Martin Johann Schmidt, aka Kremser Schmidt, Austrian painter (d. 1801)

1764 – Fletcher Christian, English navy officer (d. 1793)

1766 – Armand-Emmanuel de Vignerot du Plessis, Duc de Richelieu, French politician, Prime Minister of France (d. 1822) (the character Valmont in Dangerous Liaisons is said to be based on him)

Portrait by Jean-Marc Nattier

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1782 – Charles Robert Maturin, Irish playwright and novelist (d. 1824)

1797 – Cornelis Kruseman, Dutch painter (d. 1857)

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1807 – Marinus Adrianus Koekkoek the elder, Dutch landscape painter (d. 1870)

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1820 – Frederick Richard Pickersgill, British painter (d. 1900)

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1865 – Georges Lemmen, Belgian painter (d. 1916)

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1865 – Henri Lebasque, French painter (d. 1937)

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1866 – Thomas Hunt Morgan, American geneticist, Nobel Prize laureate (d. 1945)

1875 – Fernando Álvarez de Sotomayor y Zaragoza, Spanish painter (d. 1960)

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1879 – George William Sotter, U.S. impressionist painter and stained glass artist (d. 1953)

1887 – Marguerite Zorach, U.S. fauvist painter (d. 1968)

1897 – William Faulkner, American author, Nobel Prize laureate (d. 1962)

1903 – Mark Rothko, Latvian-American painter (d. 1970)

1915 – Ethel Rosenberg, alleged Soviet spy (d. 1953)

1921 – Robert Muldoon, New Zealand politician, 31st Prime Minister of New Zealand (d. 1992)

1926 – Aldo Ray, American actor (d. 1991)

1929 – Delia Scala, Italian actress (d. 2004)

1929 – Barbara Walters, American journalist, broadcaster, and author

1930 – Shel Silverstein, American author, poet, illustrator, cartoonist, and songwriter (d. 1999)

1932 – Glenn Gould, Canadian pianist and composer (d. 1982)

1933 – Ian Tyson, Canadian singer-songwriter, guitarist, and producer (Ian & Sylvia)

1936 – Juliet Prowse, South African actress and dancer (d. 1996)

1943 – Robert Gates, American civil servant and academic, 22nd United States Secretary of Defense

1943 – John Locke, American keyboard player (Spirit and Nazareth) (d. 2006)

1944 – Michael Douglas, American actor and producer

1945 – Dee Dee Warwick, American singer (d. 2008)

1946 – Bryan MacLean, American singer-songwriter, guitarist, and producer (Love) (d. 1998)

1947 – Cheryl Tiegs, American model and actress

1949 – Pedro Almodóvar, Spanish director, screenwriter, and producer

1952 – Christopher Reeve, American actor (d. 2004)

1955 – Steven Severin, English bass player, songwriter, and producer (Siouxsie and the Banshees and The Glove)

1957 – Michael Madsen, American actor

1968 – Will Smith, American actor, producer, and rapper (DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince)

1969 – Catherine Zeta-Jones, Welsh actress

1970 – Dean Ween, American singer-songwriter and guitarist (Ween)

1974 – Richie Edwards, English singer-songwriter and guitarist (Stone Gods, The Darkness, and Onion Trump)

Died on This Day

1534 – Pope Clement VII (b. 1478)

1561 – Alonso Berruguete, Spanish Mannerist painter and sculptor (b. 1488)

1690 – Pieter van Lint, Flemish painter (b. 1609)

1703 – Archibald Campbell, 1st Duke of Argyll (b. 1658)

1849 – Johann Strauss I, Austrian composer (b. 1804)

1893 – Albert Joseph Moore, English painter (b. 1841)

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1900 – John M. Palmer, American soldier and politician, 15th Governor of Illinois (b. 1817)

1933 – Ring Lardner, American author and columnist (b. 1885)

1949 – Henri-Charles Manguin, French fauvist painter (b. 1874)

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1960 – Emily Post, American author (b. 1873)

1961 – Frank Fay American actor (b. 1897)

1980 – John Bonham, English drummer and songwriter (Led Zeppelin) (b. 1948)

1980 – Lewis Milestone, Russian-American director, screenwriter, and producer (b. 1895)

1987 – Mary Astor, American actress (b. 1906)

1987 – Emlyn Williams, Welsh actor (b. 1905)

1991 – Viviane Romance, French actress (b. 1912)

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1999 – Marion Zimmer Bradley, American author (b. 1930)

2005 – Don Adams, American actor and comedian (b. 1923)

Today is

Crab Meat Newburg Day

National Food Service Employees Day

National Comic Book Day

World Ataxia Awareness Day

Math Story Telling Day

National One-Hit Wonder Day


27 comments

  1. Floja Roja

    It’s 66 outside now, and the widgets swear that it won’t reach 80 today. Fine with me, I have a routine medical exam today and I hate going out in the heat.

    Answers:

    I have never run a marathon. I seriously considered training and participating at one time, but chickened out. The L.A. Marathon usually passes pretty close to my home, and I used to live right off the route to SF’s Bay to Breakers, and I enjoy watching.

    I have participated in both the Earth Walk and the AIDS Walk. I dropped out of the AIDS Walk because they persisted in holding it in the hottest part of the summer, and I tend to get a sort of heat rash under the hairline when I’m out sweating in the sunshine. I stopped getting literature about the Earth Walk long ago, so I don’t even know if it’s around anymore.

    My favorite one hit wonder is “Another Girl, Another Planet” by the Only Ones, and it was never a hit here, at least not by the original artist. I think maybe Greg Kihn scored with it, but his version doesn’t compare. Almost every band of note since the 80s has covered it live.

    I’ve only been to county fairs, but I’ve been to a few of those. One year I hit the Spokane County Fair, the Sonoma County Fair, and the Los Angeles County Fair in the space of two weeks. I’ve never competed, though a friend has, and she’s won (I forget what it was, something like a BBQ sauce). I like the animals the best. Food on a Stick wasn’t as big a thing last time I went. I really need to go to the Minnesota State Fair someday – that is the one that made Food on a Stick popular, and they take it to some pretty hilarious extremes.

  2. Have you ever run a marathon? No

    Have you ever participated in a charity “walk” or “ride”? Which ones? No again

    What’s your favorite one-hit wonder? (This would be a hit song by someone that never had any other hits.) “You Light Up My Life” by Debby Boone

    Have you been to a state fair or a county fair? Did you ever enter into any of the competitions (best jam, pie, or animals…stuff like that)? What was your favorite part of the fair? Did you eat any food on a stick? I’ve been to a couple of county fairs. Never entered anything. Corn dogs and cotton candy. I liked the rides the best.

  3. Gee

    Have you ever run a marathon?

    Have you ever participated in a charity “walk” or “ride”? Which ones?

    What’s your favorite one-hit wonder? (This would be a hit song by someone that never had any other hits.)

    Have you been to a state fair or a county fair? Did you ever enter into any of the competitions (best jam, pie, or animals…stuff like that)? What was your favorite part of the fair? Did you eat any food on a stick?

    Yes.  Marine Corps Marathon, 1991.

    The proceeds from some of the races I ran went to charities.  There was an AIDS 5K, the “Pigs Are Precious” 10K (for diabetes research), several 5Ks for Susan G. Komen (“Race for the Cure”), one for ALS, one against violence against women, one for the Girl Scouts.  There are a gazillion of those.  I’ve never done one of those things where people sponsor you, though.

    There’s a whole little room in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame dedicated to one-hit wonders.  The first song that came to mind when you asked the question was Psychotic Reaction by the Count V, but I don’t really know if that’s my favorite.

    I’ve been to the Montgomery County (MD) Fair a few times, and the Maryland State Fair once.  Never entered any food into a contest.  The best thing is the judging for best this-or-that animal.  Kind of like a dog show for farm animals.  I’m not sure I have ever had any food on a stick, other than ice cream.

  4. anotherdemocrat

    Have you ever run a marathon?

    No. I have walked one, twice. And I’m training for another. And done lots of (sprint distance) triathlons.

    Have you ever participated in a charity “walk” or “ride”? Which ones?

    : )

    one or 2

    What’s your favorite one-hit wonder? (This would be a hit song by someone that never had any other hits.)

    Is Lips Like Sugar a 1 hit wonder? Did it do well enough to count & did they have anything else that got played on the radio?

  5. Gee

    1903 – Mark Rothko, Latvian-American painter (d. 1970)

    His “black paintings” would test your hovering abilities to the max!

  6. Gee

    1943 – John Locke, American keyboard player (Spirit and Nazareth) (d. 2006)

    Didn’t know he was in Nazareth.  His bandmate, bassist Mark Andes, ended up in Heart.  I loved Spirit.  The only ones left alive now are Mark Andes and Jay Ferguson, if I’m not mistaken.

    Say, Jay Ferguson was a one hit wonder as a solo.  Remember Thunder Island?

  7. lulu57

    that Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones have the same birthday? They only have to go out to dinner one night 😉

    No marathons or walks or rides for me. I flop too much.

    One of my favorite one-hit wonders is “Sukiyaki” by Kyu Sakamoto. I had forgotten about it until they used it on the Mad Men soundtrack. Love it.

    I’ve been to both the Marin County Fair and the Sonoma County Fair. I go for the food (not on a stick) and the free concerts. I saw The Austin Lounge Lizards one year, fabulous! They also have horse racing at the Sonoma Fair and I’ve lost a few bucks that way. I am a sorry judge of horseflesh.

  8. This Tweet wins the Internets!!!

       Not sure how he gets the Pursed Lips of Fake Thoughtfulness around a burger. #keepcruzing

       – Ana Marie Cox (@anamariecox) September 24, 2013

    I hate the PLoFT.

    These two tweets are a close second:

       Cruz reading tweets. Pronounces “gifs” with a ‘j’ sound. Riot breaks out on Senate floor followed by war and the collapse of civilization.

       – TBogg (@tbogg) September 24, 2013

       What Ted Cruz is doing is shooting hoops alone in his driveway. His followers think this is game 7 of the NBA finals. Because they’re idiots

       – TBogg (@tbogg) September 25, 2013

    p.s. PUNdits: stop using Cruz in puns suggesting cruising. It’s over, folks. Find a new one.

    Now on the other hand, Floja Roja’s puns are timeless. Who can resist?

    The woodsman wanted a girlfriend, but the local women found his humor seemed forest, his tales unbe-leaf-able, and his sentiments rather sappy.

    Just tree to resist … you wooden’t be human if you don’t chuckle (or groan).

    🙁 Poor little Eddie:

    Little Eddie catches his family trying to ‘pray away the gay’ after they overheard him whistling a show tune.

    Have a great day, Floja Roja!

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