I am afraid my usual tubey wit is diminished. Sorry. I have been sick for five long weeks. My current and extremely annoying illness started off as a wicked cold the day before my birthday, and seems to have turned into a nasty case of pneumonia over the past couple of weeks. Bummer. Bummer, bummer, bummer. With that warning, I promise you will not catch anything reading and watching the following.
Wednesday January 7, 2009 in 100 seconds.
Say a little prayer for the latest casualty of the ‘lil shrub’s war on terror. I pray he gets what he deserves.
Tuesday January 6, 2009 in 100 seconds.
I may as well finish up the week. Monday December 5, 2009 in 100 seconds.
I would like to meet whomever puts these together at TMPtv. They are very clever.
Speaking of clever, Headzup always seems to burst me into laughter.
Heh.
Heh, heh, heh. If only, and I could see it happen live. Sigh.
I have more if you want. They have been piling up lately. All you have to do is ask.
**Update** Ok, you asked for it.
Thursday, January 8, 2009 in 100 seconds. With these guys, one no longer needs to watch the news.
I actually would like to do this…
and then I want to mace Coulter.
Why would anyone want to kick Matt Lauer in the balls? Maybe the Onion can explain.
Only 12 days to go…
Ah yes, that pesky gay marriage thing is finally explained.
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