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The Lounge: Joe McCain calls 911

This is so funny I just had to share.

According to Ben Smith on Politico, Joe McCain called 911 – why?

Because Palin had spent all the campaign funds on shoes?

Because his brother had suffered another attack of extreme Maverickiness?

Because a damned librul was threatening to steal the White House?

No. He was calling to complain about a traffic jam! Straight up. No snark. You’ve got to listen to sound files below to get the joke – arrogant entitlement meeting bemused but polite police officers.

Joe McCain: It’s not an emergency but do you know why on one side at the damn drawbridge of 95traffic is stopped for 15 minutes and yet traffic’s coming the other way?

Operator: Sir, are you calling 911 to complain about traffic? (pause)

Joe McCain: “Fuck you.” (caller hangs up)

The operator then called back, and received this message:

“Hi this is Joe McCain I can’t take this message now because I’m involved in a very … important political project… I hope on Nov. 4th we have elected John.”

Wrong wrong and wrong again

You can’t make this stuff up.

Wav files here: Part 1; Part 2; Part 3.


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