Interrogatories
What is your favorite thing to dip in chocolate?
What’s the biggest earthquake you ever felt?
Did anyone ever give you a stupid toy? What was it?
Are you re-gifting anything this year? What is it?
The Twitter Emitter
Her only mistake was not making the surprise album available for download exclusively on the Obamacare website. #Beyonce
— currageous (@currageous) December 13, 2013
I believe we can credit the Barenaked Ladies' "If I Had $1,000,000" for the existence of pre-wrapped, shelf-stable bacon.
— Jeff Fecke (@jkfecke) December 13, 2013
It's ironic, really, that the people most paranoid about losing their freedoms think so many of us shouldn't have many.
— Suzanne Munshower (@expatina) December 15, 2013
What if the Megyn Kelly thing was brilliant cross marketing for A Madea Christmas?
— Jesse Taylor (@jesseltaylor) December 15, 2013
I'm on the Seattle to NYC flight and TSA just pulled someone off the plane for not wearing black.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) December 15, 2013
FACT: Putting "FACT" before a tweet does not make it a fact.
— Peter Flom (@peterflom) December 15, 2013
How dare the Pope attack people’s religious beliefs! And by religious beliefs I mean trickle down economics.
— Frank Vdl (@fvdlfvdl) December 15, 2013
You're only as old as you feel. Provided you feel exactly your age.
— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) December 15, 2013