Interrogatories
What did you get me for my birthday?
What is your ultimate comfort food?
What is your favorite shape? Do you prefer curves or angles?
When watching nature films, do you root for the predator or what is generally known as ‘dinner?’
The Twitter Emitter
Before Twitter…we had no way of knowing the illiteracy rates of our favorite celebrities.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) December 4, 2013
You know another problem with immigration reform is these people are gonna demand we put the Navidad in Christmas.
— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) December 4, 2013
How DARE Obama quote Pope Francis on the economy! The Pope should only be quoted about restricting women's control of their own bodies!
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) December 4, 2013
Being able to support yourself from wages you earned is somehow controversial.
— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) December 4, 2013
Seriously, it's easier to sell meth than it is to sell Girl Scout cookies. Not that I would know. I was never in Girl Scouts.
— TheBloggess (@TheBloggess) December 4, 2013
You know who'd be great for the Martin Bashir timeslot? Alec Bald . . .Oh, right. Never mind.
— Chris Lehmann (@lehmannchris) December 4, 2013
I heard from a friend once that Pope Francis' last name is really Soetoro.
— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) December 5, 2013
Bashir didn't understand that the pearlrati only cheer when @SarahPalinUSA spews shit OUT of her mouth
— Gen JC Xtian patriot (@JC_Christian) December 5, 2013
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
— Shayera Tangri (@shayera) December 5, 2013