Interrogatories
Have you started sending out your Christmas cards yet? (Stop laughing!)
It’s National Fritters Day. What are the best fritters? Apple? Corn? Or just frittering away the afternoon?
When was the last time you played Bingo? Have you ever been to a bingo parlor?
Who would you like to be stuck in an elevator with?
The Twitter Emitter
Wingnut advisory: The healthcare website is working. Please switch to Benghazi, IRS, or Obamaphones until another fake outrage is unveiled.
— TBogg (@tbogg) December 1, 2013
I thought racism was hatred of NASCAR.
— David Waldman (@KagroX) December 1, 2013
Rosa Park changed things. Before, buses operated on a racist class system. Now, when I see anyone get on a bus, I just think "they're poor."
— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) December 1, 2013
Hard to imagine how isolated someone would have to be think racism was over…or how racist, of course.
— Suzanne Munshower (@expatina) December 1, 2013
To honor Rosa Parks' refusal to give up her seat on a bus, Republicans will defund public transit.
— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) December 1, 2013
RWNJ dissing FLOTUS for indulging in something fattening never understand they're simply revealing they're incapable of moderation. #PieGate
— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) December 1, 2013
When Peggy Noonan starts with the Obamacare/Titanic metaphors, it usually means she's run out of ice for her scotch.
— kara vallow (@teenagesleuth) December 1, 2013
Ladies, any man who calls his own personal anatomy 'junk' is never going to learn how to take care of yours.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) December 2, 2013
Scott Walker says the GOP needs to have an "optimistic message". Good idea! Maybe something about how great it is to be rich and white.
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) December 2, 2013
Look, up in the air … it's a bird, it's a plane … it's your sex toy delivered by drone from Amazon.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) December 2, 2013