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Since 2008 – Progress Through Politics

Steven Seagal

This Summer… Steven Seagal is… THE DIPLOMAT!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Because of his black belt in karate and things, he has gotten to know many of the leaders of Russia, including Putin, and was able to use that influence to make sure that we got to talk to the very top people so that we could try to find ways of expanding our areas of cooperation,

said Representative Dana (Impeach Bubba!) Rohrbacher.