Happy Tuesday, Bombolooskies! No time for small talk, let’s engage in some small talk – see the following nosy questions:
Interrogatories
What is your current pet peeve? Who would you want to be stuck in an elevator with? If you could be a fly on the wall at any important or historical event, what would you choose? What are you procrastinating on right this minute? Would you rather be rich or famous? If you had the opportunity to know the exact date and time you will die, would you want to know?
The Twitter Emitter
I am so sick of media saturation about Lindsay Lohan I’m going to blog and tweet about it all day.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) March 18, 2013
I think I saw in my timeline that Lindsay Lohan accepted a plea deal that involves dating Tiger Woods, but I was skimming.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) March 18, 2013
CNN: “Sure, the boys in Steubenville knew ‘no means no’, but how were they to know ‘unconscious means no’? You ladies moved the goalposts!”
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) March 19, 2013
I don’t want to die doing something I love. I want to die doing something I hate. That way I don’t have to finish it.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) March 19, 2013
RT @p0tus: BREAKING: GOP promises to embrace a wider cross-section of white southern men.
— Dee (@DAbitty) March 19, 2013
CNN: “But surely there must be some exceptions for rape when the perpetrators are football players with bright futures, right?”
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) March 19, 2013
I thought the new face of CNN was someone on a cruise ship looking for a place to poop.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) March 19, 2013
Tom Perez hasn’t prosecuted a single member of Friends of Hamas!
— David Waldman (@KagroX) March 19, 2013
Joke all you like, but no one is expecting another Spanish Inquisition.
— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) March 19, 2013