Happy Sunday, Bombadillos! I am going to try to get something done today (outside of diaries). Wish me luck, willya?
Interrogatories
After you have pried your eyes open, what is the first thing you do when you wake up? Are you frugal or profligate? What is the earliest memory from your childhood? What did you want to grow up to be when you were little? Do you sing in the shower, and if so, what do you sing?
The Twitter Emitter
Eventually one of these Republican congressmen is going to find out his daughter is a woman, and then we’re all set.
— Anil Dash (@anildash) March 15, 2013
I wasn’t a fan of his before, but this… and now Malkin has sicced her troll followers on him:
CPAC stands for Conservative Politicians Attempting Comedy right?
— josh groban (@joshgroban) March 16, 2013
If you hate most of the people in it, you don’t “love America.” #p2
— markm (@markm1962) March 16, 2013
I miss the days when the only person covering CPAC was Stephen Glass & he was just making things up.
— Jesse Walker (@notjessewalker) March 16, 2013
Britain apologizes 4 releasing their premature ejaculation drug ahead of schedule; wants you to know this NEVER happens.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) March 16, 2013
At CPAC, cons call Paul Ryan a liberal, say Grover Norquist is in the Muslim Brotherhood and blame the media for making them look crazy.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) March 16, 2013
Scott Walker will not rule out a run for president. Also, Sylvester Stallone will not rule out another “Rocky” sequel. #p2 #badideas
— Joseph J. Santorsa (@Marnus3) March 17, 2013
Conservatives: We hate political correctness! Now say something we disagree with and we’ll sick thousands of sad, bored cyberbullies on ya.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) March 17, 2013
@toure The funniest part of Sarah Palin performance is where she tells teleprompter joke about Prez Obama while using a teleprompter herself
— Maxine Baptiste (@brownsugar7878) March 17, 2013
Conservatives at #CPAC2013 are mad at Rob Portman, but they’re relieved that “at least that his son isn’t black, sick, or (gasp!) poor.”
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) March 17, 2013
It would be great if all the GOP states passing laws to stop the wrong people from voting cared as much about not executing the wrong people
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) March 17, 2013