Happy Saturday, Bombazinos. Where I live the days are hitting highs in the low 80s, and the Jasmine is starting to bloom. Alas, foggy morning bring smoggy afternoons, so there is a trade-off.
Interrogatories
When is it permissible to lie? What is something you believe in/are into your friends and family think is crazy? What is the first thing you notice about people? If you could go back in time and advise your younger self, what advice would you give? How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?
The Twitter Emitter
That’s it. I’m making all conservative politicians’ kids gay. It is a choice, after all… MINE.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) March 15, 2013
That awkward moment when 71-year-old Mitch McConnell calls 65-year-old Hillary Clinton “old.” #CPAC2013
— Gabe OrtÃz (@TUSK81) March 15, 2013
Sen. Rob Portman: “I changed my position on gay marriage because my son is gay. I didn’t give two shits when it was just Cheney’s daughter.”
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) March 15, 2013
Finding racists at CPAC is like finding stoners at a Phish concert
— HumanityCritic (@HumanityCritic) March 15, 2013
“I was anti-feminist until I had a daughter.” — no Republican ever
— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) March 16, 2013
If we didn’t have Fox News, more people might notice how shitty the rest of TV news is.
— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) March 16, 2013
Wasn’t us.
— ILLUMINATI (@ILLUMlNATI) March 16, 2013
The difference between Medicare and your guns is no one is coming for your guns. fb.me/DNq0P7tV
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) March 16, 2013
Marco Rubio’s Chief of Staff just texted the Senator: You should really comment on the Little Dwayne situation, sir.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) March 16, 2013
If only Portman’s son also had trouble finding healthcare because of a pre-existing condition…
— Jason Febery (@JasonFebery) March 16, 2013