Happy Friday, Bombadeiros! How’s it hangin’?
My knees have already mostly recovered from my fall. I have a policy – if nothing pops or creaks, keep it moving. I kept moving after tripping, and my knees never got swollen and never stiffened up. I do workers’ comp for a living, and it seems to me the ones who suffer the longest are the ones who instantly go sedentary when they get injured. My wrist has improved range of motion, but I still need the brace I picked up yesterday (I had one at home, but the color was soooooo butt-ugly that I had to find an alternative).
Interrogatories
Let’s talk about ever-changing standards of beauty. Picking from any period in history, you just have to have seen pictures of the person or persons in question, who is the most beautiful woman you can think of, in your opinion? You don’t have to narrow it down to one if you can’t. How about the most beautiful/handsome man? What is your favorite number? Do you need a dark room to fall asleep in, or does it not matter? Are you an easy sleeper or do you suffer from insomnia? Do you prefer nights or mornings?
The Twitter Emitter
Yo Rand Paul, if you are against executing Americans without a fair trial, the best place to complain would be Rick Perry’s office.
— John (@linnyitssn) March 7, 2013
If President Obama has the authority to use drones, what’s to stop him from using them to make restaurants integrate?
— Jack Kimble (@RepJackKimble) March 7, 2013
Plain black t-shirt: I’m ready to go out into the world. Exact same shirt in white: I’m going outside in my underwear.
— John Moe (@johnmoe) March 7, 2013
Anti-drone lefties don’t be fooled. Tea People didn’t care when 100.000s died in Iraq, they don’t care now. It’s just blaming the black guy.
— John (@linnyitssn) March 7, 2013
Maybe now Rand Paul will have sympathy for people who stand 13 hours EVERY DAY making a tiny, tiny fraction of what he earns
— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) March 7, 2013
At least some libs have been consistent about limited executive power, cons are just full of it.
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) March 7, 2013
The best argument against capitalism is Joe Theismann being paid to talk about his prostate.
— Mark Ennis (@Mengus22) March 7, 2013
Don’t do it! Don’t give in. There are people who love you. Don’t throw your life away by reading internet comments.
— Don’t Read Comments (@AvoidComments) March 7, 2013
Designing a new work-outfit for myself.Must be chic, wick away sweat, and protect against gamma radiation.Suggestions appreciated.
— Mark Leyner (@LeynerMark) March 7, 2013
Rand Paul ordered an intern to fetch his Aqua Buddha mobile urinal, but the poor kid couldn’t find it among the Storm Front memorabilia.
— Justice Putnam (@justiceputnam) March 8, 2013