Happy last day of your weekend, Bombrewskis! I hope you all have a delightfully slothful Sunday.
You have the right to remain silent, but I wish you wouldn’t…
Interrogatories
I’m going to borrow a question that was regularly featured in Bon Appetit’s little back page chef interview: What historical person or persons would you like to have dinner and drinks with? Expanding on that, what fictional characters (assuming it was at all possible) would you like to have dinner and drinks with? What fictional place you you like to visit? When you travel, do you prefer to find accommodations like the natives or do you prefer to stay in places that are more like what you find at home? Do you usually cook at home or go out to eat?
The Twitter Emitter
Mr. President, what about the Elder Wand? Why haven’t you used that?
— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) March 1, 2013
CONSERVATIVE BLOG PREVIEW: Shame on you President Obama for editing the Harvard Review when you should have been watching Star Trek reruns.
— Jack Kennedy (@YourDeadPOTUS) March 1, 2013
alqaeda – We are retiring. We have outsourced our job to #gop, who are obviously better at it.
— amk4obama (@amk4obama) March 2, 2013
People have a right to say almost anything they want. Other people have a right to economically cripple the networks that air those people.
— Jack Kennedy (@YourDeadPOTUS) March 2, 2013
Bad breath is better than none.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) March 2, 2013
Stocks hit a 5-year high and corporate profits reach record levels, making it a good time to tax the poor, say Republicans
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) March 2, 2013
#YouMightBeARepublican if you cut off your nose to spite your President and then can’t get it fixed because your Governor refused Medicaid
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) March 2, 2013
Cutting Social Security to cut the deficit is like cutting off your leg so your brother will lose weight.
— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) March 2, 2013
One of my kittens is orange and he cries constantly. I’m thinking of naming him ‘Boehner’…
— Hillary At Home (@HillaryAtHome) March 2, 2013
GOP: “THE PRESIDENT MUST PUT SOMETHING ON THE TABLE!” (Obama places offer on table) GOP: “STOP MOVING THE GOALPOSTS!” washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog…
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) March 2, 2013
Call me crazy, but maybe we shouldn’t be taking the advice of celebrity non-teachers who hated school on how to “fix” the nation’s schools.
— Dean Barker (@deanbarker) March 2, 2013
Next thing you know, Chief Justice Roberts will be asking why there’s no white history month during oral args tv.msnbc.com/2013/03/02/a-s…
— Christopher Hayes (@chrislhayes) March 2, 2013
Dear Republicans: After Peter Turkson becomes Pope, you are going to be in BIG TROUBLE #surrounded
— rootless (@root_e) March 2, 2013
I have to ask the GOP to save your rape gaffes until the fall of 2014. Thanks.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) March 2, 2013
If Pope’s against birth control b/c God commands us ‘be fruitful and multiply’ then where does he get off being celibate?
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) March 3, 2013