Good morning, Bombed Ones! I haven’t heard anything new on silks since his one comment that took him forever to type. We’ll give him time.
Can you believe it’s March already? I should stop joking about getting my Christmas shopping done and get started on it.
Interrogatories
We Americans are mostly mutts. How many nationalities are you aware of in your family history? Who is the most recent immigrant in your family? Do you know who the earliest is? Did you have mumps, measles, chicken pox and any other usual childhood diseases? Gas or electric? Which is your favorite (and most indulged) of the seven deadly sins?
The Twitter Emitter
Paula Abdul was a better judge than Scalia.
— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) February 28, 2013
Sure, the U.S. government is going to send people out to take away your guns. They’ll be easy to spot, tho, as they will be riding unicorns.
— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) February 28, 2013
BREAKING: U.S. to provide non-lethal aid to Syrian rebels, John McCain to let them borrow Lindsey Graham for the weekend.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) February 28, 2013
Crazy idea: Instead of venerating famous people and assuming they’re right, check the record.
— daveweigel (@daveweigel) February 28, 2013
Generally I find I am much too objective to be impartial.
— WTK1 (@wtk1) February 28, 2013
Pope and change?
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) February 28, 2013
When @teapartycat is elected the new pope, I think he should take the name Felix VI, a reference both to cats & to the last papal schism 🙂
— FTJ (@fairytalejedi) February 28, 2013
Does the Catholic Church need a Pope as badly as Breitbart dot com needs a Breitbart?
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) February 28, 2013
IS THERE NO RICH WHITE MAN THIS WHITE HOUSE WILL NOT INCONVENIENCE? – Fox News
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) March 1, 2013
Has Bob Woodward finished his @foxnews audition yet? Hope he gets the job!
— allanbrauer (@allanbrauer) March 1, 2013
“Girls Gone Wild” has declared financial bankruptcy, which should go well with its moral bankruptcy.
— Bearded Stoner (@beardedstoner) March 1, 2013
#WI Rep. Sean Duffy said he has no opinion on death penalty because he hasn’t died yet. #UltraSound shows #NoBrains #wiunion #WIright
— Louis Kaye (@loukaye) March 1, 2013