Happy Saturday, kiddies! Remember to take some time out of your busy day to remember dog biscuits.
Interrogatories
Do you play a musical instrument? What instrument do you wish you played, and who do you wish you played like? Who do you wish you could sing like? What’s the best Saturday morning cartoon of all time? Should there be nuts in banana bread? Who is your favorite lyricist?
The Twitter Emitter
RT @horrorsc0pes: #SCORPIO: Bad news: Your astrological charts say you’re in for an awful day. Good news: Astrology is a load of balls.
— Ray Radlein (@Radlein) February 22, 2013
Hannity agreed with Limbaugh about being “ashamed” of America and attacked Obama for “apologizing for America.” In the same show.
— Simon Maloy (@SimonMaloy) February 22, 2013
America is so broke that we can’t fix bridges, hire teachers or give seniors healthcare, says the party that wants to start a war with Iran
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) February 22, 2013
Remember all those “George Bush” needs to be nicer to Democrats columns? They must be around somewhere.
— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) February 22, 2013
Watching GOP delaying the Hagel vote is like watching a football team losing 54-7 call a timeout with 8 seconds left to kick a field goal
— TBogg (@tbogg) February 22, 2013
Pinterest says it was hacked. Check immediately to make sure your needlepoint hasn’t been replaced with Mao sayings.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) February 23, 2013
Rick Scott: “Great news! I cut cost of #Medicaid expansion in Florida from $26 billion to $0. How? I stopped lying about what it would cost”
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) February 23, 2013
Our Constitution is under attack. Quick, somebody give it a gun.
— kara vallow (@teenagesleuth) February 23, 2013
Republicans say it’s raining; Democrats say it’s sunny. Rather than go outside and see for themselves, the media reports the controversy.
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) February 23, 2013
I don’t call your name when I make fire burst forth from the mighty volcano, so please don’t call mine when you come.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 23, 2013