Good morning! Happy Love Your Pet day. It’s nice to have a break after hating the miserable creatures the other 364 days, lemme tell ya…
Interrogatories
Are you usually early, late, or right on time? What is your favorite epithet that would not get you fined if you said it on TV? If you could make up your own coat of arms, what would be on it? Do you still have all your marbles? Who is the best teacher you ever had? What is your favorite bread or bread-type product? What is your favorite sandwich?
The Twitter Emitter
Dropping ‘Music Television’ from its logo made it official:MTV stands for nothing.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) February 19, 2013
The easiest way to stop rape is for people to stop raping other people. It’s so crazy, it might just work!
— Imani ABL (@AngryBlackLady) February 19, 2013
Lindsey Graham: “I demand answers on #Benghazi. For example, why did House Republicans cut $450M from the embassy security budget?”
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) February 19, 2013
watching doomsday preppers is like watching teabag family robinson
— helen(@liberalchik) February 20, 2013
Trump threatens to sue @goangelo for $25M over #DumpTrump campaign, an intimidation maneuver zoologists say is often used by orang-utans
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) February 20, 2013
Why won’t Joe Walsh pay child support? Without a father present, those kids might grow up to be Obama or Bill Clinton!
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) February 20, 2013
I just hope China doesn’t hack into my account and ruin this sweet Nigerian bank transfer sure thing I have going.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) February 20, 2013
Honey, I shrunk the surplus #GOPFILMS
— DC Debbie (@DCdebbie) February 20, 2013
Rubio insists his immigration plan is different from Obama’s: “I’m using a sans serif typeface and printing it on a really nice linen paper”
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) February 20, 2013
Tea Party Patriots: “We apologize for depicting Karl Rove as a Nazi, but don’t worry, photos of the Obamas as monkeys are still fair game.”
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) February 20, 2013
The next pope should call himself Pope Melvin. Lighten things up a bit.
— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) February 20, 2013
True wisdom can only be attained through painful life experience, like wasting thousands of dollars on useless seminars about “true wisdom”.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 20, 2013