Good morning! Any of you have exciting plans for the day? I plan to perfect my couch potato technique.
Interrogatories
Do you get along well with your neighbors? What do you have decorating your walls? Are you a leader or a follower? Can you sing? Are you afraid of needles or is getting a shot no big deal to you? If the end of the world as we know it really was nigh, would you want to survive and deal with the fallout, or would you rather die in the first cataclysm (or whatever it may be)? How prepared are you for the Zombie Apocalypse?
The Twitter Emitter
Talk about a Cruz gone bad!Who’s going to tow the GOP back to shore?nyti.ms/Xf3eM7
— David Axelrod (@davidaxelrod) February 16, 2013
REMINDER: If voting didn’t matter, Republicans wouldn’t mind if black people did it.bit.ly/WSaDnx
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) February 16, 2013
Ted Cruz: “I’m not going to waste recess on the couch. I’m gonna read up on the Internet so I have fresh new accusations when I get back.”
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) February 16, 2013
The difficulty in studying the mind is that it’s the mind that’s studying it.
— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) February 16, 2013
GOP is very diverse; they have TWO anti-choice Cuban-American males whose fathers’ departures from Cuba have been romanticized
— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) February 16, 2013
Donald Trump called Karl Rove ‘a total loser,’ which is the same as Tom Cruise calling someone ‘a total Scientologist’ #ComedyAccounts
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) February 17, 2013
in related news, careful placing of gasoline all around perimeter of home doesn’t cause arson, matches do. #LookingGlassLogic
— RLMiller (@RL_Miller) February 17, 2013
At this point, the only person happy to see John McCain booked on a Sunday Show is Cindy McCain.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) February 17, 2013
Waiting for the Ken Burns’ Beyonce documentary.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) February 17, 2013
When a Republican begins a sentence with “The American people want…” whatever comes next is supported by less than half the population.
— allanbrauer (@allanbrauer) February 17, 2013