Good morrow, friends! I trust you slept well? Grab some coffee and wake up your brain. It’s Monday.
Queries: Did you ever have braces? Do you need glasses (don’t we all)? Do you ride horses at all? When was the last time you rode a bike? What odd little treasures did you collect as a child? Have you experienced any earthquakes? Tornadoes? Hurricanes?
Today’s Twitter Emitter
Cantor: “Obama proposed the sequester because he didn’t believe the GOP would destroy the economy on purpose. So if we do, it’s his fault”
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) February 10, 2013
do people who tweet in ALL CAPS walk around screaming all day in real life?
— jeremy scahill (@jeremyscahill) February 10, 2013
Lindsey Graham imagines marauding hordes of black men and he gets the vapors.
— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) February 10, 2013
Maybe we don’t need high capacity magazines. If you think you’re out of bullets, try cleaning your gun. Many people find an extra that way.
— David Waldman (@KagroX) February 10, 2013
Cantor: “It’s time for Republicans to present a kinder face to minorities, seniors and students as we try to prevent them from voting”
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) February 10, 2013
#Grammies are just more liberal propaganda.Notice how Ted Nugent, Kid Rock, and Meatloaf aren’t even nominated this year
— Jack Kimble (@RepJackKimble) February 10, 2013
Marco Rubio knows Tupac lyrics, so GAME OVER, Democrats!
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) February 10, 2013
There should be a red carpet pre-show for Congressional hearings.
— jeremy scahill (@jeremyscahill) February 11, 2013
UPDATE: Small band of extremists on Capitol Hill still holding 312 million Americans and the entire global economy hostage #sequester
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) February 11, 2013
Dick Cheney: “Frankly, what Obama has appointed are second-rate people. I mean not ONE of them has ever lied to Congress to start a war.”
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) February 11, 2013
Will the #Grammys “In Memoriam” feature Ted Nugent — after all, he promised.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) February 11, 2013
Ford commercial starts with “If you’re thinking about a new truck…”Here in LA, that continues with, “You should probably avoid the LAPD.”
— Ilissa Gold (@Goldni) February 11, 2013