Happy Saturday, or Caturday, or Fatterday (I eat a huge breakfast on the weekends, so that applies…)
Today’s Interrogation: Did you ever engage in any kind of behavior that you regret today? How many languages do you speak? What is your favorite movie adaptation of a novel you have read and enjoyed? What is your least favorite movie version of a novel you have read and enjoyed? What is the worst thing you have encountered being added to what should be a favorite dish of yours in a restaurant?
The Twitter Emitter
If you think George W. Bush proves American Exceptionalism and snow disproves Climate Change, cancel basic cable.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) February 8, 2013
Remember, an easily stolen ADT security sign placed on your lawn is the first line of defense against crime.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) February 8, 2013
POLL: 67% of Republicans think video games are a bigger threat than guns. The other 33% were playing Call Of Duty.
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) February 8, 2013
Bachmann considers run against Al Franken; Matchup would pit famous comedian against nationally respected politician who used to be on #SNL
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) February 8, 2013
So it is currently hailing in the street, sunny in my front yard, and raining in my back yard. Come on rivers of blood! Let’s do this!
— Wil Wheaton (@wilw) February 8, 2013
Did torture lead to the uncovering of George W. Bush’s paintings?
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) February 8, 2013
If Gay guys can legally have sex but are still forbidden to marry then maybe Straight guys should start demanding equality.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) February 8, 2013
Marco Rubio is the savior of the Republican Party the same way Sarah Palin was the savior of the McCain campaign #freshfacestaleideas
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) February 9, 2013
How do they keep Krauthammer alive? The blood of virgins, perhaps.
— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) February 9, 2013
Chuck Todd is the Guy Fieri of journalists
— Zirgar (@Zirgar) February 9, 2013
Clippy needs to say, “It looks like you’re writing a Manifesto. That’s weird. I’ve notified the police. Stay here until they come.”
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) February 9, 2013
REMINDER: Republicans want to privatize the public and publicize your privates.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) February 9, 2013