Good morning, Bombadillos! I ache fiercely all over from yesterday’s workout, but it’s a good ache. Nothing a coffee/Advil cocktail won’t cure.
Interrogation time! Did you have strict parents or permissive ones? Did you behave or did you rebel and/or take advantage of their good nature? Pigeons: Rats with wings or a valued and wonderful bird? How much do you usually leave for a tip? After family, pets, and photos, what would you save in a fire? What trait did you inherit from your parents that one does not usually considered inheritable (for instance, I have the smart-ass gene)?
The Twitter Emitter
The best case for letting gay men into the Boy Scouts is that they could conceivably design uniforms that were less gay.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) February 6, 2013
George R.R. Martin has signed a development deal with HBO, which totally won’t delay his finishing the GoT saga. Nope. oak.ctx.ly/r/28bq
— Wired (@wired) February 6, 2013
Why even have a response to the State of the Union these days? Just have Marco Rubio live tweet the fucking thing.
— Will McAvoy (@WillMcAvoyACN) February 6, 2013
John Boehner: “The American people’s number one priority is jobs. Unfortunately for them, my number one priority is making abortion illegal”
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) February 6, 2013
I’ve gained 20 pounds of belly fat since I landed a desk job. I think of it as my industrial waist.
— Big Daddy’s Pizza(@BDPizzaBrighton) February 7, 2013
Every time John Boehner talks about “doing the will of the American people” an angel gets a medically unnecessary transvaginal ultrasound
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) February 7, 2013
Eric Cantor: “As a gentleman, I care very deeply about women. As a politician, I treat them like shit”
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) February 7, 2013
Some really cool gay kid somewhere: “PLEASE, GOD. Do not take away my one excuse for not joining the Boy Scouts.”
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) February 7, 2013
There is no combination of words in the English language that can successfully finish the phrase “I’m not racist, but…”
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 7, 2013