Good morning, all! It’s Sunday, the day before Monday, the last chance to sleep late before the work week begins anew.
Today’s nosy questions: Who are you rooting for in the Super Bowl? What is the absolute worst household chore? Do you do windows? If so, will you come here and do mine? Who is the most famous person you ever met? (Let’s exclude political figures, that would make it way too easy for this crowd.) Photography: What’s your preference, color or black and white?
Twittermania
The inventor of the Etch a Sketch died today. His will was unreadable.
— Albert Brooks (@AlbertBrooks) February 2, 2013
To get into Tea Party Community, you must submit a 140-character essay on why you love freedom. If it’s spelled correctly, you’re rejected.
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) February 2, 2013
Big Oil companies made over $100B in profits in 2012, but we should keep sending them cash, say Republicans who voted against Sandy relief
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) February 3, 2013
#InTheEvidenceBasedWorld women are people, corporations aren’t people, & guns kill people.
— Eric Wolfson (@ericwolfson) February 3, 2013
At times I feel I am having problems with my short-term memory. At times I feel I am having problems with my short-term memory.
— carl reiner (@carlreiner) February 3, 2013
President Obama is the only black man in America to have to prove that he DID fire a weapon.
— phive (@phive0phor) February 3, 2013
There’s still time to ask your hooker for Ayn Rand birthday special – you do all the work and just enjoy people knowing it.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) February 3, 2013
40% of guns are sold in private sales with almost no documentation, but people want a verified slide show for POTUS skeet shooting?
— Ari Melber (@AriMelber) February 3, 2013
GOP: “Our ideas aren’t the problem. Our messaging is the problem. We must find a way to make sure our messaging doesn’t mention our ideas”
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) February 3, 2013
The only way to stay off the NRA enemies list is to be an actual spree killer.
— kara vallow (@teenagesleuth) February 3, 2013