Happy Friday! Don’t forget to tip your server without leaving snide notes!
Questions, I has them: What was your least favorite subject in school? Do you still hate it? Do you have any phobias? What are you allergic to? Are there any public figures that you might as well be allergic to? What present day fashion can you NOT get on board with?
Row, row, row your boat gently down the Twitter stream…
@scalzi “If only I could spread cookie on my cookie!” was the thought that led to an instance of infinite recursion which ended the galaxy.
— William Dass (@WBDass) January 31, 2013
If AR-15 is the weapon of choice for moms with crying babies then is a rocket launcher for lonely people that have cats?
— John Conner (@MotorCityLib) January 31, 2013
I quote @elonjames when I say, Lindsey Graham’s voice sounds like a ‘whites only’ drinking fountain. #p2 #TFY #ABLC
— Imani ABL (@AngryBlackLady) January 31, 2013
More Americans being shot full of “Freedom Holes” yet again today. Thanks #NRA!
— Lalo Alcaraz (@laloalcaraz) January 31, 2013
If we don’t have gun laws because criminals will get weapons anyway, why do we have drug laws? #GunsKillPeople
— Alex Rubin (@MisterRubin) February 1, 2013
America. Where they’re more likely to come for your birth control than your guns.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) February 1, 2013
Chicken stove top stuffing and a liter of scotch covers all four food groups, right? If not, I can smoke a cigar for extra nutrition.
— John Cole (@Johngcole) February 1, 2013
I do appreciate that John McCain is engaged in a nearly never-ending campaign to remind us why we’re glad he is isn’t president.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) February 1, 2013
Unfortunately we learned more about warmongers John McCain, Jim Inhofe & Ted Cruz in today’s hearings than we did about Chuck Hagel
— Howie Klein (@downwithtyranny) February 1, 2013