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Meet Programmer Bob: one heck of a Pootie innovator

With the recent influx of pootie diaries, I thought I should introduce Programmer Bob who was on the news today.

A forensic image of Bob’s workstation revealed his true work habits and typical day:

9:00 a.m. — Get to work, surf Reddit, watch cat videos

11:30 a.m. — Lunch

1:00 p.m. — Ebay

2:00 p.m or so — Facebook and LinkedIn

4:30 p.m. — Send end-of-day e-mail update to management

5:00 p.m. — Go home

The Verizon investigation suggested Bob’s entrepreneurial outsourcing spirit stretched across several companies in his area — netting him several hundred thousand dollars a year as he paid out about $50,000 a year to his China-based ghost writers, according to hundreds of PDF invoices also discovered on his work computer.

http://edition.cnn.com/2013/01…