Happy Saturday, bomberinos! There is some interesting stuff to talk about lately. Governor Moonbeam balances the budget? You know the Republicans will say he has two sets of books! One more Republican politician comes out with stupid sexist crap. Obama’s administration answers a few petitions…
Should Obama’s face be on Mt. Rushmore? Should Reagan’s? Should they have carved up a perfectly fine mountain in the first place to build a hubristic monument to humans? Would Teddy have approved? Does wine cause ovulation? If not, what does it cause? Do you engage in deficit spending? Do you have a personal debt ceiling? Can I borrow $10,000 buck until next payday? (Note: That would be someone else’s payday, not mine.) Who is hotter, Legolas or Aragorn? Eowyn, Arwen, or Galadriel? Quick, what song is stuck in your head right now?
It’s Twitter Time:
Not only would Mitt Romney have built a great death star, it would have had a stables and a car elevator
— Jack Kimble (@RepJackKimble) January 12, 2013
And you wouldn’t be able to drop a torpedo into a ventilation shaft to blow up Romney’s Death Star.That’s where we’d strap the dogs.
— Jack Kimble (@RepJackKimble) January 12, 2013
Wait, couldn’t you use seigneurage to mint a plantinum coin equivalent to the cost of one Death Star?
— pastordan (@pastordan) January 12, 2013
Somewhere, Charles Krauthammer is carefully marshaling the arguments for building the Death Star.
— Josh Greenman (@joshgreenman) January 12, 2013
My wife sure gets a kick out of my restless leg syndrome.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) January 12, 2013
White House meeting with video game execs didn’t solve anything but they got good photo of Biden for cover of Xtreme Amtrak 2013.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) January 11, 2013
One day the words “Frampton Comes Alive” will be a terrifying warning to go board up your doors.
— Rob Kutner (@ApocalypseHow) January 11, 2013
Shania Twain has given birth to a baby boy.I hope she names him Choo Choo.
— Daniel Earl (@DannyEarl) January 11, 2013
Mint the $1 trillion coin, then give it a gun. All problems solved.
— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) January 11, 2013
Now for the history lesson: