Interrogatories
For National Teacher’s Day, what teacher(s) did you have that made you interested in something that you thought you could never be interested in?
For Roast Leg of Lamb day, how do you like your leg of lamb? (Vegetarians may skip this question or describe their ideal salad.) 😉
Do you like getting dressed up, or are you happier in casual? What does your work require?
Do you think Pluto was treated unfairly and deserves to be a planet?
The Twitter Emitter
I can see how typing the word “prolly” instead of “probably” is a huge time saver. Much like the cotton gin.
— Steve Carell (@SteveCarell) April 29, 2013
So you’re going to be the first troop into Syria, right @lindseygrahamsc ? You could probably start your invasion now and we’ll catch up.
— Karl (@JerryMander) May 6, 2013
That awkward moment when Eric Cantor pledges to have another vote to repeal Obamacare and no one can remember if it’s the 38th or 39th.
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) May 6, 2013
Oh by the way, America, while they have you focused on Benghazi, Congress is trying to take away your overtime pay.
— allanbrauer (@allanbrauer) May 6, 2013
Lesson of the day: the only thing standing between you and fabulous wealth is a truly inventive conspiracy theory.
— Hunter (@HunterDK) May 6, 2013
Remember when the GOP attacked Bush when 60 were killed in embassy/consulate attacks btw 2002-08 pre-#Benghazi?
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) May 6, 2013
“Pope threatens to excommunicate Irish PM for promoting abortion legislation.” WHERE ARE THE EXCOMMUNICATIONS FOR PEDOPHILE PRIESTS?!
— God (@TheGoodGodAbove) May 6, 2013
#ThatAwkwardMoment when Republicans argue that 15 is too young to get contraception then give a 5-year-old a gun
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) May 6, 2013
It’s not too late. Reading one good book can erase the damage of ten reality shows.
— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) May 7, 2013
Patina makes things more expensive, unless you’re talking toenails.
— Andrew Gatto (@AndrewGatto) May 7, 2013