Interrogatories
It’s National Sea Monkey Day. Did you ever order those sea monkeys from the back page ads in comic books?
How do you like your scallops?
What is the last biography you read?
Whose life story would make a good film (that hasn’t been made yet)?
The Twitter Emitter
An oldie but a goodie:
If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
— Donna T(@sweetg35) January 12, 2013
Thanks to guns, toddlers kill more Americans than terrorists do.
— Peter Flom (@peterflom) May 14, 2013
I don’t know who these “stars” are on Dancing with the Stars. They should call it “Dancing with People.”
— Jamilah Lemieux(@JamilahLemieux) May 14, 2013
I support legalization of all drugs but only because I want to see the commercials.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) May 14, 2013
Next on Hardball. Civilization is a burning pile of garbage: should we bring marshmallows or weenies?
— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) May 14, 2013
Eric Holder should be more careful– accusing Louie Gohmert of not knowing things is a slippery slope that inevitably leads to bestiality.
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) May 16, 2013
Once you realize nothing makes any sense, everything makes perfect sense.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) May 15, 2013
Never lend credibility to a guy who brought a bushel of penises to a vagina hearing. #IssaTips
— Andrew Gatto (@AndrewGatto) May 16, 2013
Reminder: We live in a country where a guy who handed out Tobacco Lobby checks on the House floor is calling for people to go to jail.
— Andrew Gatto (@AndrewGatto) May 16, 2013