Interrogatories
Are there wonderful weirdos in your life? Who are they?
If you could change places with your boss, what changes would you make in the workplace?
Did you have plush toys that you loved as a child? Were you as close to yours as Calvin was to Hobbes? (Was there ever a better comic strip?)
It’s “I Love Food Day.” Is there any food that you never, ever tire of?
What bad habit do you have that you wish you didn’t?
The Twitter Emitter
Ah, humanity. I give you rainbows, but you prefer Fifty Shades of Grey.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) September 2, 2013
America, we may have finally found a way to keep Congress from voting for wars: always have a black, Democratic president.
— Ethan Peretz (@MperiousRex) September 4, 2013
Donald Rumsfeld: "If I were Commander-in-Chief, I'd invade Syria, chase Assad into a cave, then let him escape. Then give Halliburton $85B"
— Janet (@janet_sistare) September 5, 2013
If your feminism promotes bodily autonomy and abortion rights but ignores the reproductive rights of trans* people, it will fail.
— Lauren Rankin (@laurenarankin) September 5, 2013
If your feminism defends Miley Cyrus' right to be sexual but doesn't criticize her for her racist use of black women as props, it will fail.
— Lauren Rankin (@laurenarankin) September 5, 2013
I'm introducing my LinkedIn to my Klout so that they can go off together and leave me alone.
— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) September 5, 2013
Are conservatives going to raise money to help George ZImmerman pay his divorce legal bills? I mean, we can assume he's not at fault.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) September 5, 2013
Taking action doesn't make us the world's police, it makes us not Kitty Genovese's neighbors.
— Tommy Christopher (@tommyxtopher) September 6, 2013
BREAKING: U.S. Capitol Building throws John Kerry's war medals back at him.
— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) September 6, 2013
I thought it was impressive when Obama turned Republicans against golf. But now he's even turned them against war.
— Molly Ball (@mollyesque) September 6, 2013
Obamacare may extend the life of even your most annoying family members, warn Republicans
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) September 8, 2013