It’s Sunday Morning…
Obviously I don’t feel like getting up. 😉
Eggs: Over easy, medium, or well? Pancakes: Fat or thin? Waffles: Syrup, fruit, or what? Juice: OJ, Bloody Mary, or Mimosa? Coffee: Black or tan or white? Potatoes: Hash browns or home fries? Bacon, Sausage, or fake stuff made to resemble meat?
‘Twas a slow Twitter day, unless you were into the games or Miss America:
Do they sell paraffin-scented candles?
— JerryThomas (@JerryThomas) January 13, 2013
Gun Appreciation Day leader Larry Ward: “If blacks had guns, there’d have been no slavery. And if fetuses had guns, there be no abortions.”
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) January 13, 2013
I used to be pro-life but then I realized I didn’t like guns, torture or war enough.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) January 13, 2013
It’s Rush Limbaugh’s birthday. I got you something, I know I shouldn’t have. Go ahead, open it. It’s my utter contempt, hope you like it.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) January 13, 2013
If you want to “save marriage” then stop fighting gay weddings & start fighting straight divorce-current.com/shows/viewpoin…
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) January 13, 2013
Paul Ryan: “I don’t understand why Lance Armstrong juiced. He could have just lied about his times like I did”
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) January 13, 2013
If we don’t defend marriage, what’s to keep Marcus Bachmann hanging around?
— kara vallow (@teenagesleuth) January 12, 2013
BREAKING: Republicans may filibuster President Obama’s Best Picture pick.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) January 12, 2013
The first aptitude test I took back in high school showed that I was astoundingly fit, specifically for taking aptitude tests.
— Fishgrease (@Fishbooom) January 12, 2013
Now, take your fingers out of your ears – it’s time for your history lesson.