Interrogatories
Did you ever do any of those jobs they used to let kids do, like newspaper delivery? Do kids still deliver papers where you live?
Have you ever been tempted to cheat on your taxes? Have you ever been audited?
Do you have good negotiating skills? What do you use them for?
Do you enjoy any porridge like foods (oatmeal, malt-o-meal, cream of wheat, etc.)? Which ones? Do you add stuff like sugar and raisins?
The Twitter Emitter
It would be UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER for me to flush the toilet unless my roommate gives me something in return. #GOP
— GOP Unplugged (@GOPunplugged) October 9, 2013
People who hate minorities really don't like that they're becoming one.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) October 9, 2013
One of the reasons longterm prospects are encouraging for Dems is that GOP analysts are really bad.
— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) October 9, 2013
Let's thank the US media for reminding us the GOP-planned, GOP-promised, #GOPShutdown is really the fault of both parties.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) October 9, 2013
The House GOP was trying to decide on lunch, but Boehner said they don't have the votes, so they've now resorted to cannibalism.
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) October 9, 2013
Ted Cruz to be keynote speaker at Al Qaeda's 'Bring America to Its Knees Festival" in Yemen this November
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) October 9, 2013
sorry Dems, your demands are too sensible. Repubs want to defund/repeal Obamacare? Demand that we NATIONALIZE ALL OIL COMPANIES. Yeah.
— RL Miller (@RL_Miller) October 9, 2013
Sounds as if the people who own the #GOP are ready for the hostage crisis to end. America, a wholly owned subsidiary of Koch Industries.
— allanbrauer (@allanbrauer) October 9, 2013
Maybe all you stupid Chamber of Commerce corporations might realize that the GOP is not your friend. Quit funding their elections.
— Steve Weinstein (@steveweinstein) October 9, 2013
#ThankYouJesusFor teaching Republicans that when you said we should "feed the poor" you really meant "cut $40 billion from Food Stamps"
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) October 9, 2013
When Paul Ryan is already failing the Tea Party purity test, you know this is going to be a good shutdown.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) October 9, 2013