Interrogatories
Are you a blood donor? Do you know your blood type?
Drinkers – what is your favorite kind of whiskey?
What feeling do you have the most difficulty controlling?
What feeling do you have the most difficulty expressing?
Do you enjoy talking on the phone?
The Twitter Emitter
REMINDER: The GOP is using all these scandals to argue we should not trust the government to do anything except make women's medical choices
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) June 9, 2013
Republicans in 30 states proposing new voting laws that would require citizens to possess either a photo ID or a white penis
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) June 9, 2013
Reaganomics – n. the belief that having a middle class is highly overrated http://t.co/e9lbusHIhy
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) June 9, 2013
Dad used to say, "Privacy is like food. There isn't any."
— KimJongNumberUn (@KimJongNumberUn) June 10, 2013
Reminds all you anti-alcohol Christians that in The Bible Jesus is the leading cause of drinking at parties.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) June 11, 2013
Maybe you should be allowed to support another war you won't fight yourself only after you undergo and intrusive ultrasound probe.
— Steve Weinstein (@steveweinstein) June 13, 2013
Trying to imagine something funnier than a Rupert Murdoch FOX News anchor complaining abt someone listening to your calls.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) June 13, 2013
We should send all NRA members that own AK-47's & the like over to Syria to kill Assad. Let them have fun with their toys.
— Michael (@Bullgadash) June 13, 2013
I betcha the Chinese know what really happened in Benghazi.
— kara vallow (@teenagesleuth) June 14, 2013
Curious that it's always a female computer voice that calmly announces self-destruct sequences and other violent disasters.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) June 14, 2013
On This Day
In 1777, the Stars and Stripes was adopted by the Continental Congress as the official American flag.
In 1789, Kentucky reverend Elijah Craig first distilled whiskey from maize. It was named Bourbon after Bourbon County.
In 1846, settlers in Sonoma, CA, rebelled against Mexico and declared the California Republic.
In 1900, Hawaii became a U.S. Territory.
In 1947, a UFO allegedly crash landed in Roswell, New Mexico.
In 1954, the words “under God” were officially inserted into the Pledge of Allegiance.
In 1966, the Vatican abolished the Index of Prohibited Books.
In 1982, the Falklands war ended with the surrender of Argentine forces.
Born on This Day
1529 – Ferdinand II, Archduke of Austria (d. 1595)
1811 – Harriet Beecher Stowe, American novelist and abolitionist (d. 1896)
1814 – Adriana Johanna van Haanen, Dutch still life painter (d. 1895)
1820 – John Bartlett, American publisher (d. 1905)
1821 – Jozef Hubert Lies, Belgian painter (d. 1865)
1844 – Antonino Leto, Italian painter (d. 1913)
1864 – Alois Alzheimer, German physician (d. 1915)
1890 – May Allison, American actress (d. 1989)
1904 – Margaret Bourke-White, American photographer and journalist (d. 1971)
1909 – Burl Ives, American actor, singer, and author (d. 1995)
1914 – Pauline Moore, American actress (d. 2001)
1916 – Dorothy McGuire, American actress (d. 2001)
1919 – Gene Barry, American actor (d. 2009)
1925 – Pierre Salinger, American journalist and politician, 11th White House Press Secretary (d. 2004)
1928 – Che Guevara, Argentine-Cuban physician, author, intellectual, diplomat, and theorist (d. 1967)
1931 – Marla Gibbs, American actress
1931 – Junior Walker, American saxophonist and singer (d. 1995)
1932 – Joe Arpaio, racist schmuck
1936 – Renaldo Benson, American singer-songwriter (The Four Tops) (d. 2005)
1939 – Steny Hoyer, American politician
1943 – Spooner Oldham, American musician and songwriter (he co-wrote songs like “Cry Like a Baby” and “I’m Your Puppet”)
1945 – Rod Argent, English singer-songwriter and keyboardist (The Zombies and Argent)
1946 – Donald Trump, American businessman and pathetic victim of Tea Poisoning.
1947 – Barry Melton, American singer-songwriter and guitarist (Country Joe and the Fish and The Dinosaurs)
1949 – Alan White, English drummer (Yes, Plastic Ono Band, White, and Circa)
1953 – David Thomas, American singer-songwriter, and musician (Rocket from the Tombs and Pere Ubu)
1958 – Pamela Geller, America anti-Muslim hate-monger.
1961 – Boy George, English singer-songwriter and producer (Culture Club)
1966 – Matt Freeman, American musician (Operation Ivy, Rancid, Social Distortion, Basic Radio, Downfall, and Devils Brigade)
1968 – Campbell Brown, American TV press person
1969 – MC Ren, American rapper and songwriter (N.W.A)
Died on This Day
1497 – Giovanni Borgia, 2nd Duke of Gandia (b. 1474)
1662 – Henry Vane the Younger, English-American politician (b. 1613)
1801 – Benedict Arnold, American general, traitor in the American Revolution (b. 1741)
1874 – Julien-Léopold Boilly, French painter (b. 1797)
1887 – Vincent Vidal, French painter (b. 1811)
1907 – Giuseppe Pellizza da Volpedo, Italian painter (b. 1868)
1914 – Adlai Stevenson I, American politician, 23rd Vice President of the United States (b. 1835)
1924 – Emile Claus, Belgian painter (b. 1849)
1926 – Mary Cassatt, American painter (b. 1843)
1928 – Emmeline Pankhurst, English activist (b. 1857)
1947 – Albert Marquet, French painter (b. 1875)
1986 – Alan Jay Lerner, American composer (b. 1918)
1991 – Peggy Ashcroft, English actress (b. 1907)
1994 – Henry Mancini, American composer and conductor (b. 1924)
1995 – Rory Gallagher, Irish singer-songwriter, musician, and producer (Taste) (b. 1949)
1995 – Roger Zelazny, American writer (b. 1937)
1997 – Richard Jaeckel, American actor (b. 1926)
2005 – Mimi Parent, Canadian painter (b. 1924)
2009 – Bob Bogle, American musician (The Ventures) (b. 1934)
Today is
Flag Day
World Blood Donor Day
National Strawberry Shortcake Day
Pop Goes the Weasel Day
Family History Day
National Bourbon Day
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