Good morning Bombistas! Sorry about all the difficult questions. You shouldn’t have forgotten to study! These will be on the test!
Interrogatories
If you could do a thorough “cleansing” of your present life, what would you discard (physical things such as possessions or mental things such as attitudes can apply)?
If you could create your own Heaven, what would it be like? Do you think wisdom comes with age? Do you think you see yourself as others do? What is your favorite body of water?
The Twitter Emittter
ZOMG why won’t Obama finish his budget so the GOP can immediately reject it?????
— Yeggo (@Yeggo) March 13, 2013
How many alter boys are relieved that 115 Cardinals are locked away until the white smoke appears?
— Tom Wellborn (@TLW3) March 13, 2013
Now that we have a Pope, we get that hour of sleep back, right?
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) March 13, 2013
The new Holy Father will make some sort of conservative doctrinal pronouncement, and someone will say, “lighten up, Francis!”#HabermusPapum
— Andrew Abshier (@DocAbshier) March 13, 2013
I love how #GOP #RWNJ calls me a moocher for being unemployed while House GOP sits on its ass collecting gov’t checks for doing nothing.
— Moody_Loner (@MoodyLoner) March 13, 2013
To answer the question you’re all asking: House Lannister. Obviously.
— Pope Francis I (@PopeFrancisOne) March 13, 2013
Bad day for Pee Wee Herman: his nemesis Francis gets elected Pope, and he’s super against masturbation.
— Tim Long (@mrtimlong) March 13, 2013
I sort of assumed they’d let J.J. Abrams run the Catholic church too.
— Pope Francis I (@PopeFrancisOne) March 13, 2013
Why didn’t Obama tell us the sequester would kill Google Reader? #impeach
— Danielle(@DCPlod) March 13, 2013
I hope the Argentinian Pope visits Arizona just so Jan Brewer can demand he show his papers.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) March 13, 2013
If its a legitimate RSS reader, Google has a way to shut that down
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) March 13, 2013
The new pope is from a different continent than the last one, but he’s from the same century and it isn’t this one
— Peter Flom (@peterflom) March 13, 2013
White People Make Up 42% of the Poor, But Take in Whopping 69% of Government Benefits | Your Black World yourblackworld.net/2013/03/black-…
— Reginald Hudlin (@reghud) March 13, 2013
Both Paul Ryan and Pope Francis have a commitment to the poor. But Ryan’s commitment is to make more of them.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) March 14, 2013
So apparently Pope Francis ordered Google Reader to shut down?
— Larry Madill (@larrymadill) March 14, 2013
On This Day
In 1743, the first known town meeting in America was held, at Faneuil Hall in Boston.
In 1794, Eli Whitney received a patent for the cotton gin.
In 1885, Gilbert and Sullivan’s “The Mikado” was performed for the first time in London.
In 1900, Congress ratified the Gold Standard Act.
In 1964, a Dallas jury found Jack Ruby guilty of murdering Lee Harvey Oswald, the accused assassin of President John F. Kennedy.
In 1967, President John F. Kennedy’s body was moved from a temporary grave to a permanent memorial site at Arlington National Cemetery.
In 2004, Russian President Vladimir “Pooty-Poot” Putin captured more than 70 percent of the vote to win a second term in an election that European observers said fell short of democratic standards.
In 2005, a judge in San Francisco ruled that California’s ban on gay marriage was unconstitutional.
In 2012, the International Criminal Court in The Hague issued its first verdict in the case of Prosecutor vs. Thomas Lubanga Dyilo. At issue was the military use of children. Lubanga was unanimously found guilty of the war crime of conscripting and enlisting children under the age of 15 for use in his rebel army, The Union of Congolese Patriots.
Born on This Day
1790 – Ludwig Emil Grimm, German painter and engraver (d. 1863)
1807 – Josephine of Leuchtenberg, queen of Sweden and Norway (d. 1876)
1813 – Joseph Philo Bradley, American jurist (d. 1892)
1820 – Victor Emanuel II, first king of united Italy (d. 1878)
1822 – Teresa of the Two Sicilies, Empress of Brazil (d. 1889)
1833 – Lucy Hobbs Taylor, first female dentist in the United States (d. 1910)
1853 – Ferdinand Hodler, Swiss painter (d. 1918)
1854 – Paul Ehrlich, German scientist, Nobel Prize laureate (d. 1915)
1879 – Albert Einstein, German-born physicist, Nobel Prize laureate (d. 1955)
1887 – Sylvia Beach, American publisher (d. 1962)
1888 – Marc-Aurèle Fortin, Canadian landscape painter (d. 1970)
1904 – Doris Eaton Travis, American actress, the last surviving Ziegfeld girl, AIDS activist (d. 2010)
1912 – Les Brown, American bandleader (d. 2001)
1914 – Bill Owen, British actor (d. 1999)
1915 – Kenneth Rowntree, British painter (d. 1997)
1916 – Horton Foote, American author and screenwriter (d. 2009)
1918 – Dennis Patrick, American actor (d. 2002)
1921 – Ada Louise Huxtable, American critic (d. 2013)
1922 – Les Baxter, American tiki lounge music guy (d. 1996)
1923 – Diane Arbus, American photographer (d. 1971)
1933 – Michael Caine, British actor
1939 – Pilar Bardem, Spanish actress
1939 – Raymond J. Barry, American actor
1943 – Leroy “Sugarfoot” Bonner, American singer, guitarist, and producer (Ohio Players) (d. 2013)
1948 – Tom Coburn, wingnut American politician, possibly the only Repug who knows exactly what invasive ultrasounds entail.
1948 – Billy Crystal, American actor and comedian
1951 – Jerry Greenfield, American businessman, co-founder of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream
1954 – Jann Browne, American country singer (Asleep at the Wheel)
1961 – Rey Washam, American musician (Scratch Acid and many more, but I picked the video from the neighborhood club just because. And Abby is cool.)
1970 – Kristian Bush, American folk rock and country musician (Billy Pilgrim and Sugarland)
Died on This Day
1471 – Sir Thomas Malory, English author (b. 1405)
1682 – Jacob Isaakszoon van Ruysdael, Dutch painter (b. 1628)
1883 – Karl Marx, German philosopher and political theorist (b. 1818)
1942 – René Bull, Irish illustrator (b. 1872)
1969 – Ben Shahn, American painter (b. 1898)
1975 – Susan Hayward, American actress (b. 1917)
1976 – Busby Berkeley, American choreographer and director (b. 1895)
1977 – Fannie Lou Hamer, American civil rights activist (b. 1917)
1997 – Fred Zinnemann, Austrian-born director (b. 1907)
1999 – Kirk Alyn, American actor (b. 1910)
2009 – Altovise Davis, American entertainer, Sammy Davis, Jr.’s third wife (b. 1943)
2010 – Peter Graves, American actor (b. 1926)
Today is
National Potato Chip Day
National Pi Day
National Save a Spider Day
Learn About Butterflies Day
International Ask a Question Day
World Kidney Day
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