Good morning, Bombed Ones! I haven’t heard anything new on silks since his one comment that took him forever to type. We’ll give him time.
Can you believe it’s March already? I should stop joking about getting my Christmas shopping done and get started on it.
Interrogatories
We Americans are mostly mutts. How many nationalities are you aware of in your family history? Who is the most recent immigrant in your family? Do you know who the earliest is? Did you have mumps, measles, chicken pox and any other usual childhood diseases? Gas or electric? Which is your favorite (and most indulged) of the seven deadly sins?
The Twitter Emitter
Paula Abdul was a better judge than Scalia.
— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) February 28, 2013
Sure, the U.S. government is going to send people out to take away your guns. They’ll be easy to spot, tho, as they will be riding unicorns.
— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) February 28, 2013
BREAKING: U.S. to provide non-lethal aid to Syrian rebels, John McCain to let them borrow Lindsey Graham for the weekend.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) February 28, 2013
Crazy idea: Instead of venerating famous people and assuming they’re right, check the record.
— daveweigel (@daveweigel) February 28, 2013
Generally I find I am much too objective to be impartial.
— WTK1 (@wtk1) February 28, 2013
Pope and change?
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) February 28, 2013
When @teapartycat is elected the new pope, I think he should take the name Felix VI, a reference both to cats & to the last papal schism 🙂
— FTJ (@fairytalejedi) February 28, 2013
Does the Catholic Church need a Pope as badly as Breitbart dot com needs a Breitbart?
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) February 28, 2013
IS THERE NO RICH WHITE MAN THIS WHITE HOUSE WILL NOT INCONVENIENCE? – Fox News
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) March 1, 2013
Has Bob Woodward finished his @foxnews audition yet? Hope he gets the job!
— allanbrauer (@allanbrauer) March 1, 2013
“Girls Gone Wild” has declared financial bankruptcy, which should go well with its moral bankruptcy.
— Bearded Stoner (@beardedstoner) March 1, 2013
#WI Rep. Sean Duffy said he has no opinion on death penalty because he hasn’t died yet. #UltraSound shows #NoBrains #wiunion #WIright
— Louis Kaye (@loukaye) March 1, 2013
On This Day
In 1565, the city of Rio de Janeiro was founded.
In 1781, the Continental Congress adopted the Articles of Confederation.
In 1790, Congress authorized the first U.S. census. (Tyranny!)
In 1867, Nebraska became the 37th state.
In 1872, Congress authorized creation of Yellowstone National Park. (Socialism!)
In 1954, Puerto Rican nationalists opened fire from the gallery of the U.S. House of Representatives, wounding five congressmen. I’m sure this was their God-given right as responsible gun owners.
In 1961, President John F. Kennedy established the Peace Corps. (Communism!)
In 1968, Country musicians Johnny Cash and June Carter were married.
In 1974, former Nixon White House aides H.R. Haldeman and John D. Ehrlichman and former Attorney General John Mitchell were indicted on obstruction of justice charges related to the Watergate break-in.
In 1981, Irish Republican Army member Bobby Sands began a hunger strike at the Maze Prison in Northern Ireland. (He died 65 days later.)
In 2003, suspected Sept. 11 mastermind Khalid Shaikh Mohammed was captured by CIA and Pakistani agents near Islamabad.
In 2005, a closely divided Supreme Court outlawed the death penalty for juvenile criminals.
Born on This Day
1494 – Il Bacchiacca, [Franceso Ubertini], Italian painter (d. 1557)
1644 – Simon Foucher, French philosopher (d. 1696)
1683 – Caroline of Ansbach, Queen of Great Britain (d. 1737)
1810 – Frédéric Chopin, Polish composer (d. 1849)
1842 – Nikolaos Gyzis, Greek painter (d. 1901)
1863 – Alexander Golovin, Russian painter (d. 1930)
1885 – Lionel Atwill, English actor (d. 1946)
1886 – Oskar Kokoschka, Austrian painter and poet (d. 1980)
1893 – Mercedes de Acosta, American socialite and legendary lover of numerous female movie stars. (d. 1968)
1904 – Glenn Miller, American bandleader (d. 1944)
1906 – Camilla Spira, German actress (d. 1997)
1907 – Lois Moran, American actress (d. 1990)
1910 – David Niven, English actor (d. 1983)
1914 – Ralph Ellison, American writer (d. 1994)
1922 – William Gaines, American publisher (MAD Magazine) (d. 1992)
1927 – Harry Belafonte, American actor and musician
1927 – Robert Bork, rejected Supreme Court candidate (d. 2012)
1934 – Joan Hackett, American actress (d. 1983)
1934 – Jean-Michel Folon, Belgian painter (d. 2005)
1935 – Robert Conrad, American actor
1944 – Roger Daltrey, English musician (The Who)
1948 – Burning Spear (Winston Rodney), Jamaican singer and musician
1952 – Nevada Barr, American author
1954 – Ron Howard, American actor and director
1958 – Nik Kershaw, English musician (Warning – VERY 80s)
1962 – Bill Leen, American musician (Gin Blossoms)
1965 – Mary Lou Lord, American singer/songwriter
1969 – Javier Bardem, Spanish actor
1969 – Dafydd Ieuan, Welsh drummer (Super Furry Animals)
Died on This Day
1792 – Leopold II, Holy Roman Emperor (b. 1747)
1895 – Pauline Musters, shortest woman ever (b. 1876)
1920 – John H. Bankhead, U.S. Senator (b. 1842)
1932 – Frank Teschemacher, American jazz clarinetist (b. 1906)
1974 – Bobby Timmons, American jazz pianist (The Jazz Messengers) (b. 1935)
1979 – Dolores Costello, American actress (b. 1903)
1980 – Wilhelmina, Dutch-American model (b. 1940)
1984 – Jackie Coogan, American actor (b. 1914)
1998 – Archie Goodwin, American comic book writer, editor and artist (b. 1937)
2012 – Andrew Breitbart, American angry white man and conservative political commentator (b. 1969)
Today is
National Pig Day
Self-Injury Awareness Day
National Peanut Butter Lover’s Day
National Fruit Compote Day
Share a Smile Day
National Dance Teacher Appreciation Day
This Month is
Irish-American Month
Music in Our Schools Month
National Caffeine Awareness Month
National Celery Month
National Craft Month
National Flour Month
National Frozen Food Month
National Noodle Month
National Nutrition Month
National Peanut Month
National Sauce Month
National Women’s History Month
Red Cross Month
Social Worker’s Month
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